College Quotes

Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he c...

Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he can throw he was a quarterback in college. And heโ€™s thrown a touchdown to Hines Ward in the Super Bowl! - Al Michaels
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"But if one candidate is the clear victor in the popular vote...

"But if one candidate is the clear victor in the popular vote, while the other clearly wins the Electoral College, reconciliation will be almost unimaginable"- Noah Millman, 3 November 2016.
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"Cauliflower is nothing...

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." - Mark Twain
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"Out of college, money ...

"Out of college, money spent. See no future, pay no rent" Paul McCartney 1968
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If you give a student a grant, she can pay for colle...

If you give a student a grant, she can pay for college for a semester. But if you give her a loan, she can pay for college for the rest of her life. - Matt Chingos
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"College isn't th...

"College isn't the place to go for ideas." โ€” Helen Keller
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"College is like voluntarily taking poison...

"College is like voluntarily taking poison, then smiling as it goes down your throat" Bradley Irvine song 'Potato Chips and Sadness'
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โ€œIf tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodie...

โ€œIf tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.โ€ โ€”Gail Dines, professor of sociology and womenโ€™s studies at Wheelock College in Boston
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"A university is what a college...

"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students." โ€” John Ciardi
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"He was always saying he wished a war would start in Australia. Well, he started ...

"He was always saying he wished a war would start in Australia. Well, he started his own war. The thing is, he fought a cowardโ€™s war, didnโ€™t he?" - Steven Greene on mass shooter Julian Knight, whom he trained alongside at the military college Duntroon
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"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite he...

"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." Kurt Vonnegut
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"I'm not the protagonist of a novel or anything. I'm just a college student who likes t...

"I'm not the protagonist of a novel or anything. I'm just a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere. But... if, for argument's sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role, it would certainly be... a tragedy."-Ken Kaneki Tokyo Ghoul.
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"Cauliflower is nothin...

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education" -Mark Twain
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โ€œIf you want to get laid, go to...

โ€œIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.โ€ โ€• Frank Zappa
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โ€œHere is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use sem...

โ€œHere is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.โ€ -Kurt Vonnegut
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You don't have to be a genius or a visionary ...

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dreamโ€“ Michael Dell
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"If you're ever in a situation where you're next to a loved one on their deathbed, there are...

"If you're ever in a situation where you're next to a loved one on their deathbed, there are four things you should say to them: I love you, Thank you, ask for forgiveness and forgive them, and Goodbye (depending on religious views- Goodbye for now)." -College Professor of Philosophy
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College Motto: if tomor...

College Motto: if tomorrow isn't the due date, then today isn't the do date
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Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course ...

Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you. -Alice Miller
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โ€œOur lives are made up of choices. Big ones, small ones. It starts out so innocently, you ...

โ€œOur lives are made up of choices. Big ones, small ones. It starts out so innocently, you don't even notice: go to this party or that movie, listen to this song, or read that book, and then, somehow, you've chosen your college and career; your boyfriend or wife.โ€ - Abigail Haas
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You all have a little bit of โ€˜I want to save the worldโ€™ in you, thatโ€™s why youโ€™re ...

You all have a little bit of โ€˜I want to save the worldโ€™ in you, thatโ€™s why youโ€™re here, in college. I want you to know that itโ€™s okay if you only save one person, and itโ€™s okay if that person is you. --Anonymous Anthropologyโ€‹ Professor last day of class
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"Not everybody is cut out for the 9-5 corporate life with kids and coll...

"Not everybody is cut out for the 9-5 corporate life with kids and college and everything else. A lot of people go down that path only because they think they're expected to, and they end up miserable." - u/Stack0verf10w
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"Life is like college - you never know, who wi...

"Life is like college - you never know, who will be correcting your papers" - David Hernandez, psychology professor at Columbia university, 1989
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"You can buff a turd as l...

"You can buff a turd as long as you want but it's still shit" - A College Teacher
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"I'm not being enigmatic, the lights are just bright," Elvis Cos...

"I'm not being enigmatic, the lights are just bright," Elvis Costello said the other night at St. Francis College in Brooklyn, as he took off his trademark dark-framed glasses and slipped on shades.
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"Why the fuck are you even here?" "Sir, I got lost on the way to college Sir!...

"Why the fuck are you even here?" "Sir, I got lost on the way to college Sir!" -from the movie "Jarhead" when a superior officer yells at a 20 year old marine sniper in training because his drawing of the proper way to pack a bag was bad.
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Donโ€™t be afraid to lose ...

Donโ€™t be afraid to lose what was never meant to be. โ€” Online Counselling College
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A lot of people like to fool you and say that youโ€™re not sma...

A lot of people like to fool you and say that youโ€™re not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. Thatโ€™s what I learned from selling crack. -Snoop Dogg
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โ€œI cheated on my metaphysical final in...

โ€œI cheated on my metaphysical final in college. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.โ€ -- Woody Allen.
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โ€œHow in good faith can they tell these Corinthian students -- who just ha...

โ€œHow in good faith can they tell these Corinthian students -- who just had their college disappear and are sitting on a pile of debt -- that [other for-profit schools] are viable transfer options?โ€ U.S. Senator Richard Durbin
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"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. ...

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." -Kurt Vonnegut, A Man without a Country
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"I get paid a lot of money by coll...

"I get paid a lot of money by colleges to come in and undo abstinence education in two hours." - Dan Savage.
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"Life is full of happy med...

"Life is full of happy mediums that no one is happy with." -shitty college professor
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"Finish last in your league and they call you idio...

"Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor." - Abe Lemons, American college basketball coach
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An irony of the suicidal college student is that the sheer force...

An irony of the suicidal college student is that the sheer force of will that would enable their successful death partly comes from the sheltered perspective that much of their life still lies ahead.
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"The genius of the United States is not best or most in its executives or legislatures, n...

"The genius of the United States is not best or most in its executives or legislatures, nor in its ambassadors or authors or colleges or churches or parlors, nor even in its newspapers or inventors;โ€”but always most in the common people." Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855.
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"There's a time f...

"There's a time for everything, and it's called college."
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'There are no stupid q...

'There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers' - My College Lecturer
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"The main problem I have with proponents of an alternative to the el...

"The main problem I have with proponents of an alternative to the electoral college is their criticism of the outcomes of the electoral college , denouncing them if they do not coincide with the popular vote."
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I remember when I was in college in 1974, and The Black Eye...

I remember when I was in college in 1974, and The Black Eyed Peas were a young, homosexual boy band called One Direction that was known for their underground hip-hop music. -T.J. Miller
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