Coffee Quotes

โ€œI hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watchin...

โ€œI hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watching cream make galaxies in my coffee. This world is ugly. I hope I never grow to be someone who can no longer see the small beautiful things.โ€ - anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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โ€Should I kill mys...

โ€Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?โ€ -Albert Camus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15
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"May your coffee be strong enough help get you through the da...

"May your coffee be strong enough help get you through the day, your whiskey strong enough to help get you through the night, and your woman strong enough to help get you through life." - Me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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"Love is not about the rest of your lif...

"Love is not about the rest of your life, sometimes it's about having a great cup of coffee with someone" - Madhuri Banerjee
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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"If this is coffee, please bring me...

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." โ€” Abraham Lincoln
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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"People ask โ€œwhy do you make jokes when you should be tweeting about politics?โ€ Because politics ...

"People ask โ€œwhy do you make jokes when you should be tweeting about politics?โ€ Because politics isnโ€™t everything; because weโ€™re not obligated to binge the worldโ€™s horrors; because weโ€™re allowed to enjoy our books or our coffee or whatever things bring us hope and happiness." - The Library Haunter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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I hope there are days when your coffee tastes like magic, your playlist ma...

I hope there are days when your coffee tastes like magic, your playlist makes you dance, strangers make you smile, and the night sky touches your soul. I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive. - Brooke Hampton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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I hope there are days when your coffee tastes like magic, your playlist ...

I hope there are days when your coffee tastes like magic, your playlist makes you dance, strangers make you smile, and the night sky touches your soul. I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive. - unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 09
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Water is the most essential ...

Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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"May your coffee be...

"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short." - Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say: "I k...

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say: "I know things are hard right now but everything is going to be fine....here, have some coffee and 5 million dollars."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single ...

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. โ€”Alex Levine
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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โ€œIโ€™ll read my books and Iโ€™ll drink...

โ€œIโ€™ll read my books and Iโ€™ll drink coffee and Iโ€™ll listen to music, and Iโ€™ll bolt the door.โ€œ ~ J.D. Salinger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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Magic really does exist in thi...

Magic really does exist in this world. You just need the right person to trigger it. Coffee Stain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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"I have measured ou...

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." โ€“ T. S. Eliot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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โ€œA cup of coffe...

โ€œA cup of coffee a day keeps the antidepressant awayโ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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You often hear people say โ€œthere are so many chem...

You often hear people say โ€œthere are so many chemicals in itโ€. Of course, there are also lots of chemicals in wine and in coffee and in air. - John Green
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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" โ€ฆHumans are afraid of the dark. And yetโ€ฆ At the same tim...

" โ€ฆHumans are afraid of the dark. And yetโ€ฆ At the same time, weโ€™re fascinated and bewitched by it. Maybe thatโ€™s why humans drink the darkness that is coffee." - Godot (Ace Attorney)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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โ€œMindful Monday Humans, May ...

โ€œMindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.โ€ โ€• Napz Cherub Pellazo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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Way too much coffee. But if it weren't...

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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"Should I kill myse...

"Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?" - Albert Camus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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Coffee in on...

Coffee in one hand. Confidence in the other.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Was it wakin up with fifty stitches in my gourd, Was it dreamin' ...

Was it wakin up with fifty stitches in my gourd, Was it dreamin' about Bourbon in the trama ward, Well I knew I was surely gonna end up dead, If I didn't embrace coffee, God and cigarettes. --- RIP Erik
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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Irish coffee is the perfect breakfast bec...

Irish coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. - Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 01
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We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn...

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. - Jerry Seinfeld
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 30
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Let's get lost in ...

Let's get lost in a world made of books coffee and rainy days.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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"If this is coffee, please bring me...

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee" โ€• Abraham Lincoln
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemplo...

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards,to absinthe and good-hearted landlords,to music and warm bodies and contraceptives.. and to the good life,whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.~ Hunter Thompson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on...

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it." - Garrison Keillor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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"May your Coffee be...

"May your Coffee be Strong, and your Monday be Short!" - Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Good conversation is as stimulatin...

Good conversation is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. โ€” Anne Morrow Lindbergh.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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A mathematician is said t...

A mathematician is said to be a machine for turning coffee into theorems.โ€”Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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". . . life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know when you'...

". . . life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know when you'll accidentally eat the coffee flavoured one and feel actually physically ill to the centre of your stomach." ~Chris Lovasz (AKA Sips)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 23
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A mathematician is a ma...

A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems -Alfrรฉd Rรฉnyi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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โ€œShould I kill myse...

โ€œShould I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?โ€ โ€• Albert Camus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Television is not real life. In ...

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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โ€œTrying to live without friends is like milking a bear to ge...

โ€œTrying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.โ€ โ€• Zora Neale Hurston
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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What on Earth could be more lu...

What on Earth could be more luxurious than A sofa, A book and A cup of coffee? - Anthony Throllope
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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โ€œIf you like you...

โ€œIf you like your coffee hot, let me be your coffee potโ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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โ€œOnly Irish coffee provides in a single ...

โ€œOnly Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.โ€ โ€• Alex Levine
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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"Before you come to me with any non...

"Before you come to me with any nonsense, ask yourself if it look like like I've had my coffee." - Nanea Hoffman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 19
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"This morning, with her, havin...

"This morning, with her, having coffee." -Johnny Cash, when asked for his description of paradise.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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โ€œLive on coffee and flowe...

โ€œLive on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be.โ€ -Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 05
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"True bravery isn't just slaying a dragon, it's doing so with a heart gripped by overwhe...

"True bravery isn't just slaying a dragon, it's doing so with a heart gripped by overwhelming fear. Your knight in shining armor is no greater a hero than the man who faces a day he never wants to see, and pushes himself through to tomorrow." โ€”An old man in a coffee shop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof & instant coffee, to unemployment...

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof & instant coffee, to unemployment insurance & library cards, to absinthe & good hearted landlords, to music & warm bodies & contraceptives & to the 'good life' whatever it is & wherever it happens to be." - Hunter S. Thompson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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"Should I kill mys...

"Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?" -Albert Camus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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"When I think about quitting coffee the fear...

"When I think about quitting coffee the fear is not that *I* will die...it's that *others* will die, and I will go to jail." - Caprice Crane
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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"Life exists in the delicate balanc...

"Life exists in the delicate balance between not enough coffee and too much whiskey." - Tiffany Duening, Twitter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 25
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol o...

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - there's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it" Garrison Keillor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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"Coffee should be black as...

"Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death and sweet as love." โ€”Turkish proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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โ€œSometimes life is merely a matter ...

โ€œSometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee affords.โ€ - Richard Brautigan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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"Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves...

"Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a childโ€™s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee." - Jonathan Carroll
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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YOU ARE COFFEE TO ME BECAUSE I CANโ€™T START M...

YOU ARE COFFEE TO ME BECAUSE I CANโ€™T START MY DAY WITHOUT YOU. I HOPE THAT MY MESSAGE WILL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR MORNING. GOOD MORNING MY LOVE!
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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"There is a subtle charm in the taste of tea which makes it irresistible and capable of idealisati...

"There is a subtle charm in the taste of tea which makes it irresistible and capable of idealisation. Western humourists were not slow to mingle the fragrance of their thought with its aroma. It has not the arrogance of wine, the self-consciousness of coffee, nor the simpering innocence of cocoa."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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Coffee: "Picks you up. It calms you dow...

Coffee: "Picks you up. It calms you down. It's the lifeblood that drives the dreams of champions." From Kicking and Screaming
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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Fall in love with something different every...

Fall in love with something different everyday. Be it with someone, the weather, your coffee, your job, your city, a song, or yourself.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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Drink some coff...

Drink some coffee, put on gangster rap and handle it!
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to une...

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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"Bring me a bowl of cof...

"Bring me a bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat!" -Johann Sebastian Bach
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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"An afternoon meeting without coffee is ...

"An afternoon meeting without coffee is dangerous. One sleepy head-bob and you've approved the next Arthur remake." - Tim Siedel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get ...

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas." -Emo Phillips
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23
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โ€œCoffee: the favorite...

โ€œCoffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world.โ€ -Thomas Jefferson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 07
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