Code Quotes

โ€œTheir morals, their code; it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. The...

โ€œTheir morals, their code; it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. You'll see- I'll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They'll eat each otherโ€-Joker, The Dark Knight.
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"Don't code while sleep deprive...

"Don't code while sleep deprived." - Some programmer probably, also me @ 3:15am trying to write code.
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"History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser...

"History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books - books which glorify their own causes and disparage the conquered foe." - Dan Brown, The da Vinci code
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"The Holy Grail โ€˜neath ancient Roslin waits. The blade and chalice ...

"The Holy Grail โ€˜neath ancient Roslin waits. The blade and chalice guarding oโ€™er Her gates. Adorned in mastersโ€™ loving art, She lies. She rests at last beneath the starry skiesโ€ฆ."โ€” DAN BROWN, THE DA VINCI CODE
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"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together ...

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." --Frederic Bastiat
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The gods are just. No doubt. But their code of law is ...

The gods are just. No doubt. But their code of law is dictated, in the last resort, by the people who organize society; Providence takes its cue from men.โ€• Aldous Huxley,
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"Those of you who โ€œgo along to get alongโ€ have no backbone and destroy the foundatio...

"Those of you who โ€œgo along to get alongโ€ have no backbone and destroy the foundation of courage. You are the enablers of those who are guilty of misconduct. You are just as guilty as those who break the code of ethics and oath you swore." -Christopher Dorner
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โ€œOne of the unspoken rules of the code (they were all unspoken) was...

โ€œOne of the unspoken rules of the code (they were all unspoken) was that preparation for a camping trip should involve absolutely no planning.โ€ - Kid Camping from A Fine and Pleasant Misery, by Patrick McManus
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"The town where I gre...

"The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O." โ€” Martin Mull
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"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together ...

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." โ€“ Frederic Bastiat
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You're interpreting facts to ...

You're interpreting facts to support your own conclusions. โ€”Robert Langdon, The Da Vinci Code
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"There is never a moral or ethics code associated...

"There is never a moral or ethics code associated with leadership. If more follow the tyrant than the saint, the tyrant is the better leader, hands down."
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"Bad programmers worry about code. Goo...

"Bad programmers worry about code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships" - Linus Torvalds
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Always code as if the guy who ends up mai...

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. - John F. Woods
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"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first pla...

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Kernighan's Law
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And theyโ€™re appearing in a high-tech new format known as a โ€˜book.โ€™ Apparently, you ju...

And theyโ€™re appearing in a high-tech new format known as a โ€˜book.โ€™ Apparently, you just have to glance at some sort of โ€˜ink codeโ€™ printed on paper and images and sounds magically appear in your head, enacting the story. Sounds far-fetched to me - Charlie Brooker
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"Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday...

"Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code." - Christopher Thompson
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"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together ...

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." โ€” Frederic Bastiat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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Given the same amount of time, a better so...

Given the same amount of time, a better software engineer will write less code. The best engineer will write zero code.โ€”Elliot Chance
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Life's hardest choices are the ones that...

Life's hardest choices are the ones that force you to question your own moral code. -Shay Patric Cormac, Assassins Creed Rogue
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โ€œMen go to far greater lengths to avo...

โ€œMen go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.โ€ โ€• Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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I've known entrepreneurs who were not great salespeople, or didn't know how to code, ...

I've known entrepreneurs who were not great salespeople, or didn't know how to code, or were not particularly charismatic leaders. But I don't know of any entrepreneurs who have achieved any level of success without persistence and determination. - Harvey Mackay
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"A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischie...

"A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive" - Bruce Jay Friedman
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"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together ...

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." Frederic Bastiat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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"Central, this is Kilo One Nine calling in a Code... Cent...

"Central, this is Kilo One Nine calling in a Code... Central, what the fuck is the code for alien invasion anyway?" ~ Lyssa Myriano in Prologue of Out of the Black by Evan Currie.
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โ€œOur entire life, with our fine moral code ...

โ€œOur entire life, with our fine moral code and our precious freedom, consists ultimately in accepting ourselves as we are.โ€-Jean Anouilh
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"We are free insofar as we do what we can to encount...

"We are free insofar as we do what we can to encounter and learn new codes, to intertwine codes in new ways, and expand our semiotic potential..." James E. Porter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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โ€œEmbracing HTTP error code 41...

โ€œEmbracing HTTP error code 410 means embracing the impermanence of all things.โ€ โ€”Mark Pilgrim
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I donโ€™t know myself extraordinarily well but I can tell you a few things. Iโ€™m no...

I donโ€™t know myself extraordinarily well but I can tell you a few things. Iโ€™m not interested in dress code requirements. I prefer a bowl of rice to a gourmet meal. I like my hair messed up and I donโ€™t mind feeling misplaced or looked at sideways.
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โ€Ž"Embracing HTTP error code 4...

โ€Ž"Embracing HTTP error code 410 means embracing the impermanence of all things." - Mark Pilgrim
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"If you control the...

"If you control the code, you control the world." Marc Goodman
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When a guy revs his engine, that's ...

When a guy revs his engine, that's code for: "This is what a small penis sounds like." - Caprice Crane (Twitter)
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" The spirit of a good woman cannot be coded by nucleic acids arranged in a...

" The spirit of a good woman cannot be coded by nucleic acids arranged in a double helix, and only an over educated fool could think so. I could prove that mathematically, save that mathematics can never prove anything." - Heinlein
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