Cock Quotes

"To knock a thing down, especially if i...

"To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood." — George Santayana
📅︎ Jan 09
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"To knock a thing down, especially if i...

"To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood." — George Santayana
📅︎ Jun 02
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"A committee is a cul-de-sac dow...

"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled." — Sir Barnett Cocks
📅︎ Mar 16
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"To knock a thing down, especially if i...

"To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood." — George Santayana
📅︎ Jul 18
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"There are 400 million known galaxies in our univ...

"There are 400 million known galaxies in our universe. How can you know that and care if someone sticks their cock up someone else's arse?" - Russell Brand
📅︎ Mar 24
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"The only thing [Trump's] mouth...

"The only thing [Trump's] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster.” Stephen Colbert
📅︎ May 06
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"Some people who affect asceticism and self-denial are uneasy and emba...

"Some people who affect asceticism and self-denial are uneasy and embarrassed when cunt, cock, and fucking are mentioned, but most men you find like that are without knowledge, honour, nobility, or dignity." - al-Jahiz
📅︎ Jan 22
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"We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The who...

"We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department's fucked. It's been the biggest cock-up ever and we're all completely fucked." - Sir Richard Mottram
📅︎ Jun 27
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He was like a cock who th...

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot
📅︎ Feb 06
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"One does not s...

"One does not scare a hooker with a cock" - unknown
📅︎ Dec 15
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"Nationalism is a silly ...

"Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill." - Richard Aldington
📅︎ Jan 01
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"Homophobic slurs are a terrible w...

"Homophobic slurs are a terrible way to tell everyone you think about cocks a lot." - Kelly Oxford [Twitter]
📅︎ Oct 12
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"Shit piss cock cun...

"Shit piss cock cunt ass mother fucker and tits" - George Carlin
📅︎ Jun 10
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"Love is a dunghill, and ...

"Love is a dunghill, and I'm the cock that gets on it to crow." -Ernest Hemingway
📅︎ Mar 12
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"If i could pray with m...

"If i could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious" Tyrion Lannister
📅︎ Oct 23
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