Cleaning Quotes

β€œLaughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to fr...

β€œLaughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” ~Kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Forgiveness means accepting responsibility – not for causing the destruct...

Forgiveness means accepting responsibility – not for causing the destruction, but for cleaning it up. It’s the decision that restoring your own peace is finally a bigger priority than disrupting someone else’s - Heidi Priebe.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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If you are cleani...

If you are cleaning vacuum cleaner, you are vacuum cleaner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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"The things you bury deepest in th...

"The things you bury deepest in the garbage always end up on top when dumped out" - Me while cleaning my room
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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"May not be your apartment, but something in your life needs strai...

"May not be your apartment, but something in your life needs straightening up. You think you've got nothing that needs cleaning, be careful, because that means it's everything." β€” Coda, The Beginner's Guide
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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I've done everything from cleaning toilet...

I've done everything from cleaning toilets to calculating the cross sections of neutrons, I'm pretty flexible. ~ Quote from my dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustrat...

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning to do afterward." -Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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'Those who are most... at home in the modern world,Β·may be most vulnerable to the demons that hau...

'Those who are most... at home in the modern world,Β·may be most vulnerable to the demons that haunt it; ...the daily routine of playgrounds and bicycles, of shopping and eating and cleaning up... may be not only infinitely joyous and beautiful but also infinitely precarious and fragile"- M. Berman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustrati...

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward." - Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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"If you leave for the weekend without ...

"If you leave for the weekend without cleaning, I will change the locks. I've done it before and it is NOT hard." - My mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustratio...

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward." -Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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