Church Quotes

'People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern:...

'People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few minutes anyway, free and happy.' - Mikhail Bakunin
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When you throw ...

When you throw mud you lose ground ~my local church
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Self-employment has taught me that there's more financi...

Self-employment has taught me that there's more financial security (and fun) in creating my own livelihood than in relying on someone else to pay my salary. - Austin Church
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"Going to church doesn't make you a...

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." - Billy Sunday
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"Re-examine all you have been told at sc...

"Re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul." ~ Walt Whitman
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Going to church doesn’t make yo...

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
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Airports see more sincere kisses than we...

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The halls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the halls of churches.
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β€œAirports see more sincere kisses than we...

β€œAirports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”
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β€œThe Catholic Church trea...

β€œThe Catholic Church treats gay people and unwed mothers worse than child rapists.”
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In the old days, the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "H...

In the old days, the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukka" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or to atheists "Look out for the wall!"-D, Barry
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β€œGoing to church doesn’t make you a ...

β€œGoing to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” Billy Sunday
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Observe the truth of what words do, Words do more than just hurt you. Words alone fill up church p...

Observe the truth of what words do, Words do more than just hurt you. Words alone fill up church pews, words alone change the outcome. Words alone make you pay attention to the problems that you never worked through. Bird food for the mind, brainwashed over time. Life expectancy on the decline. -BoB
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'Airports see more sincere kisses than weddi...

'Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches' -Anonymous
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"I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I s...

"I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of Man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable." - Dr. Leonard Church [Red vs Blue]
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"Capitalism is religion. Banks are churches. Wealth is heave...

"Capitalism is religion. Banks are churches. Wealth is heaven. Poverty is hell. Rich people are saints. Poor people are sinners. Commodities are blessings. Money is God." - Miguel D Lewis
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"It is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamenta...

"It is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of Man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable." Dr. Leonard Church
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if money is the root...

if money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church?!
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β€œAirports see more sincere kisses than weddi...

β€œAirports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.” -- unknown
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"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. E...

"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder." - Homer Simpson
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"Airports see more sincere kisses than we...

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
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"The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, g...

"The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth. Satanism advocates indulging in each of these 'sins' as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification." - Anton Szandor LaVey
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"Fellowship in church could be improved if...

"Fellowship in church could be improved if it was held as a group discussion, at night, and accompanied by wine." - George Washington
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β€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make...

β€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” ― Garrison Keillor
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"Going to church doesn't make ...

"Going to church doesn't make you a christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car"
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"I love the Westboro Baptist Church. You know why? Because their hate un...

"I love the Westboro Baptist Church. You know why? Because their hate unites us. How many of you would be here if they hadn't come? Like a marvelous Phoenix, we are are only born from the ashes of their hate." -Aref Afshar
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"An increasingly pagan and hedonistic people - we are learning fi...

"An increasingly pagan and hedonistic people - we are learning finally that the forests and mountains and desert canyons are holier than our churches - therefore let us behave accordingly." Edward Abbey
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For a life oriented to leisure is in t...

For a life oriented to leisure is in the end a life oriented to death β€” the greatest leisure of all. Kenneth Church Lamott
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"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep ...

"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe with blood for centuries." -James Madison
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"Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, ...

"Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate." - Ulysses S. Grant
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"I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educ...

"I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.” ― Charles Bukowski
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Don’t give your money to the ...

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you β€” George Carlin
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"The divorce between church ...

"The divorce between church and state should be absolute." -20 president James A. Garfield
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"Every day people are stray...

"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God" - Lenny Bruce
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"Church and state should be separate, not only...

"Church and state should be separate, not only in form, but fact - religion and politics should not be mingled." -13th President Millard Fillmore
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"Nothing in the world's m...

"Nothing in the world's more expensive than 'free'". - That church guy in The Wire.
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"Thank God, under our Constitution th...

"Thank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between church and state."- 11th US President James K. Polk
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Blaming all Muslims for the actions of groups like Daeshe and the Taliban, is ...

Blaming all Muslims for the actions of groups like Daeshe and the Taliban, is like blaming all Christians for the actions of the KKK or Westboro Baptist Church. Get a grip of your lives, hug your family and get back to work. – CHRIS HERBERT
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"...You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a pe...

"...You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douche bag." - Church
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"He who fart...

"He who farts in church sits in his own pew"
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"I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church,state,and our educati...

"I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church,state,and our education system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski 1920-1994
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"No Tex, no, I'm not gonna say I love yo...

"No Tex, no, I'm not gonna say I love you. I'm gonna say I forget you. I forget you. I'm letting you go." Church, Red vs. Blue
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β€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make...

β€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” ― Garrison Keillor
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"A spiritual vacuum never lasts indefinitely. Something new will replace it. Th...

"A spiritual vacuum never lasts indefinitely. Something new will replace it. The situation now is unbearable. I don't know where we are headed. At some point the people will realize that God is within us, not within the church." - Toncho Zhechev
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"I looked for God. I went to a temple, and I didn't find him there. Then I went to a church, ...

"I looked for God. I went to a temple, and I didn't find him there. Then I went to a church, and I didn't find him there. And then I went to a mosque, and I didn't find him there. And then finally I looked in my heart, and there he was." - Jalal ad-Din Rumi, Iranian Sufi mystic and poet
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Who is more content? The man with five million do...

Who is more content? The man with five million dollars, or the man with 5 kids? The man with 5 kids, because he doesn't want any more" -Local Church Pastor
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"The only church that ...

"The only church that enlightens is the one that burns." - Peter Kropotkin
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"The world's our church, to do good...

"The world's our church, to do good is our creed." -Voltairine de Cleyre, from the poem 'The Freethinkers Plea'
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"Most people cannot bear sitting in church for an ...

"Most people cannot bear sitting in church for an hour on a Sunday. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for an eternity?" ―Mark Twain,
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"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian o...

"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine
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β€œYou don’t need to go to church to be ...

β€œYou don’t need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.” - Justin Bieber
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Each of those churches accuses the other...

Each of those churches accuses the other of unbelief and, for my own part; I disbelieve them all~ Thomas Paine "Age of Reason"
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"Saints do not come exclusively from the Church. They can also c...

"Saints do not come exclusively from the Church. They can also come in the forms of those people that make you feel worthwhile; that the dreams you condemn to failure are attainable." ~Avery Regelman
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You know why our institutions are failing us -- the church,...

You know why our institutions are failing us -- the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um – they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Bill Hicks
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"I'll go to church with anyone who...

"I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me." - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subje...

When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives.- Robert Heinlein
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β€œThe greatest enemy of the movement...

β€œThe greatest enemy of the movement of Jesus Christ is Christianity” -Erwin McManus (Pastor of the church Mosaic)
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All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, o...

All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit. -Thomas Paine
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"But I believe in this and it's been tested by research, ...

"But I believe in this and it's been tested by research, He, who fucks nuns, will later join the church"- Joe Strummer 1979 (Excerpt from the lyrics of the song "Death or Glory")
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"The genius of the United States is not best or most in its executives or legislatures, n...

"The genius of the United States is not best or most in its executives or legislatures, nor in its ambassadors or authors or colleges or churches or parlors, nor even in its newspapers or inventors;β€”but always most in the common people." Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855.
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