Christmas Quotes

"Just because you think someone else is beautiful ...

"Just because you think someone else is beautiful doesn't mean you are not; flowers and christmas light, both very beautiful yet vastly different." - unknown.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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β€œChristmas: the notion that the longest, coldest, darkest nights of the year can be th...

β€œChristmas: the notion that the longest, coldest, darkest nights of the year can be the warmest and the brightest. And when we all agree to support us in that insanity, something even crazier happens- it becomes true. Works every year, like clockwork.” -Abed Nadir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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β€œChristmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want a...

β€œChristmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.” – Richard Lamm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to h...

A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they’re not getting any presents for Christmas -Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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"Merry Chr...

"Merry Christmas."- Nicholas Clause.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern...

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? ...Bob Hope
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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β€œPeople are so worried about what they eat between Christ...

β€œPeople are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.” -unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar...

I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men! ...Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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You wouldn’t hear a dump truck driving...

You wouldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. - Uncle Lewis (National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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"No-one ever asks Santa what he ...

"No-one ever asks Santa what he wants for Christmas. Bless him. The fat, bearded pisshead.” - Danny Dyer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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β€œI will honor Christmas in ...

β€œI will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” - Charles Dickens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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If you want to know the measure of ...

If you want to know the measure of a man you simply count his friends-Ebenezer Scrooge, A Muppet Christmas Carol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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"Christmas to a child is the fi...

"Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to Arrive"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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6. β€œOne of the most glorious messes in the world...

6. β€œOne of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” ―Andy Rooney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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"A good conscience ...

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." β€”Benjamin Franklin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Christmas isn't about being wi...

Christmas isn't about being with people you like...It's about being with your family! ― Tim Allen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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In the old days, the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "H...

In the old days, the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukka" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or to atheists "Look out for the wall!"-D, Barry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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"The love we found we carry...

"The love we found we carry with us so we're never quite alone." Muppets Christmas Carol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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"Unless we make Christmas an occasion ...

"Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white."-- Bing Crosby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a sto...

"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!" – Theodor Seuss Geisel, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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"In spite of our differences, no matter what divides us, still we all can at least ag...

"In spite of our differences, no matter what divides us, still we all can at least agree that 'Wonderful Christmastime' is the worst Christmas song ever produced. As a species, we can bond over this fact. And perhaps another world war may be averted." β€”Matt Walsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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The Magic of Christmas neve...

The Magic of Christmas never ends its greatest of gifts are family and friends. -Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"The only language i...

"The only language is feelings." β€” Christmas isn't real, Bill Wurtz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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"One can never have enough socks. Another Christm...

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books." - Dumbledore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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"Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) b...

"Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA)." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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"It's not what's under the Chri...

"It's not what's under the Christmas Tree that matters, it's who are around it." - Charlie Brown :D
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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The best of all gifts around any Christ...

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. - Burton Hills
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"Is there a name for that bit between Christmas an...

"Is there a name for that bit between Christmas and New Year where you don't know what day it is, who you are, and what are you suppose to be doing?" – b.b.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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"Christmas is the...

"Christmas is the day that holds all the time together ".
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Mail your packages early so t...

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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"Getting old is not knowing where the f...

"Getting old is not knowing where the fuck you are, and then it's Christmas again. That's basically what it is." - Bill Burr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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"They said there'll be snow at Christmas. They said ...

"They said there'll be snow at Christmas. They said there'll be peace on earth. But instead it kept on raining. A veil of tears for the virgin birth." – Greg Lake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Maybe Christmas, the G...

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store. Dr. Seuss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"Come in, and know me better ma...

"Come in, and know me better man!" The Ghost of Christmas Present, Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Please to put a nickel, please to ...

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! ~ Phyllis McGinley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"Christmas waves a magic wand over this ...

"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful." -- (Norman Vincent Peale)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent...

"Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service.... To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." ~ Oren Arnold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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β€œMy beerdrunk soul is sadder t...

β€œMy beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.” - Charles Bukowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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"Christmas isn't ...

"Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling." - Edna Ferber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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I have a sister in America who I haven'...

I have a sister in America who I haven't seen for 40 years. Her children never even send me a Christmas card.β€”Karl Lagerfeld
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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"Whoever invented Christmas ...

"Whoever invented Christmas trees should be dragged out into the street and shot" -Garfield
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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β€œI once bought my kids a set of batt...

β€œI once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying toys not included.” Bernard Manning
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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"When I was a kid, it felt like they made something new everyday. Some gadget o...

"When I was a kid, it felt like they made something new everyday. Some gadget or idea. Like every day was Christmas. But six billion people. Just try to imagine that. And every last one of them trying to have it all." - Grandpa from Interstellar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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