Chris rock Quotes

"You can be whatever yo...

"You can be whatever you are good at, as long as they're hiring" - Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Life is long, especia...

Life is long, especially if you made the wrong decisions - Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer ...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. - Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I t...

"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that." -Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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"If poor people knew how rich ...

"If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets" - Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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"You're either married and bo...

"You're either married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere." ~Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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"Only dumb people try to impr...

"Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do." -Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a argument...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a argument. It's impossible you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense - Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Comedy is the blu...

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing. – Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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"You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? Y...

"You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? It's like, 'Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.'" - Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when...

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? It's like, "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law." - Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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