Chris Quotes

"If plan A fails, reme...

"If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters." - Chris Guillebeau
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"The danger is entir...

"The danger is entirely different than the fear." - Chris Hadfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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I have been offered a lot for ...

I have been offered a lot for my work, but never everything - Chris Adams, The Magnificent Seven
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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โ€œDonโ€™t worry about the height ...

โ€œDonโ€™t worry about the height youโ€™re jumping. Just make sure the parachute works.โ€ - Chris Newman
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"You can be whatever yo...

"You can be whatever you are good at, as long as they're hiring" - Chris Rock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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"You can't take something I gave you , I gave...

"You can't take something I gave you , I gave it to you . Understand you may have my feather but you don't have my flight " - Chris Ferreiras
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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โ€œThe greatest trick the devil e...

โ€œThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnโ€™t exist.โ€โ€” Chris Mcquarrie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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โ€œPasswords are like underwear: donโ€™t let pe...

โ€œPasswords are like underwear: donโ€™t let people see it, change it very often, and you shouldnโ€™t share it with strangers.โ€ โ€“ Chris Pirillo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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โ€œThe more you k...

โ€œThe more you know the less you fearโ€ - Chris Hadfeld
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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Life is long, especia...

Life is long, especially if you made the wrong decisions - Chris Rock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer ...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. - Chris Rock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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โ€œNo astronaut launches to space wi...

โ€œNo astronaut launches to space with their fingers crossed. Thatโ€™s not how we deal with riskโ€- Chris Hadfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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Every single day, each of us gets to answer the question: Whatโ€™s worth living for? ...

Every single day, each of us gets to answer the question: Whatโ€™s worth living for? If you could only pursue one thing, what would you craft a life around and do every day? And what if real sacrifice was involvedโ€ฆ would you stick with it? - Chris Guillebeau
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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Environmentally mindful, donate to sav...

Environmentally mindful, donate to save the elephants, and yelling at people who donโ€™t recycle, Iโ€™m spiteful- Chris Webby
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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โ€œOpportunities don...

โ€œOpportunities donโ€™t happen, you create them.โ€ ~ Chris Grosser
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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"The more you kn...

"The more you know, the less you fear." - Chris Hadfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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"The world will always choose convenience over reality. It...

"The world will always choose convenience over reality. It's easier to hate, blame and fear than it is to understand. No one wants the truth; they want entertainment." -Chris Colfer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I t...

"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that." -Chris Rock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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โ€œLife doesnโ€™t always go th...

โ€œLife doesnโ€™t always go the way we want; How we react is what counts the mostโ€ -Chris
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 25
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"Prepare, prepare, prepare. When the pressure ...

"Prepare, prepare, prepare. When the pressure is on, you donโ€™t rise to the occasion; you fall to your highest level of preparation." - Chris Voss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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"I hate life, I hate death an...

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me." โ€” Chris Rapier
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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โ€œHe who has learned to disagree without ...

โ€œHe who has learned to disagree without being disagreeable has discovered the most valuable secret of negotiation.โ€ โ€• Chris Voss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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"Opportunities don'...

"Opportunities don't happen. You create them." -- Chris Grosser
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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"Opportunities don'...

"Opportunities don't happen. You create them." -- Chris Grosser
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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"If poor people knew how rich ...

"If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets" - Chris Rock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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"I don't think we've ever ...

"I don't think we've ever been so busy while accomplishing so little." -Chris Bailey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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"I hate life, I hate death an...

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me." โ€” Chris Rapier
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 30
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"You're either married and bo...

"You're either married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere." ~Chris Rock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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"Only dumb people try to impr...

"Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do." -Chris Rock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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If plan a fails, reme...

If plan a fails, remember there are 25 more letters. - Chris Guillebeau
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 25
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"An attitude of gratitude can not ...

"An attitude of gratitude can not only shape your day, but can completely change your life." - Chris Gardner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 13
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"Don't try to be fearless. ... Just...

"Don't try to be fearless. ... Just try to prevent fear from making your decisions for you." - Chris Guillebeau
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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"You often hear that pot leads to harder drugs. But I think alcohol is what...

"You often hear that pot leads to harder drugs. But I think alcohol is what leads you to everything, because it takes away the fear. The worst drug experimentation I ever did was because I was drunk and didn't care." - Chris Cornell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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โ€œWords you say never seem to live up to the o...

โ€œWords you say never seem to live up to the ones inside your head. The lives we make never seem to get us anywhere but dead.โ€ - Chris Cornell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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"There wasn't a key mo...

"There wasn't a key moment when I knew I wanted to quit." ~Chris Cornell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 20
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โ€œThe stupid person thinks that he is as ...

โ€œThe stupid person thinks that he is as smart, or smarter than, a smart person. And therein lies his stupidity.โ€ โ€“ Chris Langan,
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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The best hiding spots are not...

The best hiding spots are not the most hidden; they're merely the least searched.โ€”Chris Pavone
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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"It's inevitable that she'll be on your mind all the t...

"It's inevitable that she'll be on your mind all the time now. So I guess you've gotta decide whether or not life is gonna go on hold in the meantime." - My friend Chris
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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โ€œLife comes at you fast. It hits you and tries to esca...

โ€œLife comes at you fast. It hits you and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. In a way, it's a lot like...lightning.โ€ โ€• Chris Colfer, Struck By Lightning
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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"There's something about losing friends, particularly ...

"There's something about losing friends, particularly young people, where it's not something that you get over. I don't believe there's a healing process." -Chris Cornell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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"Policing today is not so much a job, as it is a welfare program for sociopaths. Cer...

"Policing today is not so much a job, as it is a welfare program for sociopaths. Certainly, in the absence of the State, nobody could possibly get a biweekly paycheck, a pension, and top notch medical benefits by kidnapping marijuana smokers." - Chris Cantwell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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"Opportunities don...

"Opportunities don't happen. You create them." Chris Grosser
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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"If you start with the positive, it gives the viewer the notion that yo...

"If you start with the positive, it gives the viewer the notion that you have a level head. You're not just there to bash this thing. You're not just a person who goes and sits there and is a "critic". - Chris Stuckmann
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 26
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"music shouldn't be ego-driven.When you go out on stage and play songs, it is.But when you're si...

"music shouldn't be ego-driven.When you go out on stage and play songs, it is.But when you're sitting in a room, writing songs,it's a completely different process.It's a completely different place. It's a creative place, a musical place. It has nothing to do with who likes what." Chris Cornell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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In Parks and Rec, Chris has a serious conversation with Leslie...

In Parks and Rec, Chris has a serious conversation with Leslie. Something along the lines of 'you expect a lot of the people around you' Looking for the full quote or what episode this happens!
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a argument...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a argument. It's impossible you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense - Chris Rock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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". . . life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know when you'...

". . . life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know when you'll accidentally eat the coffee flavoured one and feel actually physically ill to the centre of your stomach." ~Chris Lovasz (AKA Sips)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 23
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"The people who try to act like ...

"The people who try to act like they cant be shook are the most sensitive to comments." - Chris Aviani
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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โ€œThe death of a dream is the day ...

โ€œThe death of a dream is the day that you stop believing in the work it takes to get there.โ€ Chris Burkmenn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Blaming all Muslims for the actions of groups like Daeshe and the Taliban, is ...

Blaming all Muslims for the actions of groups like Daeshe and the Taliban, is like blaming all Christians for the actions of the KKK or Westboro Baptist Church. Get a grip of your lives, hug your family and get back to work. โ€“ CHRIS HERBERT
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Falling feels like f...

Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground -Chris Stapleton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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โ€œThe death of a dream is the day ...

โ€œThe death of a dream is the day that you stop believing in the work it takes to get there.โ€ Chris Burkmenn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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"Sometimes you have to do st...

"Sometimes you have to do stupid things because you want to do stupid things" - Chris Harris
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20
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โ€œSociety today tries to teach us we can buy our way to happinessโ€ฆ ...

โ€œSociety today tries to teach us we can buy our way to happinessโ€ฆ and itโ€™s funny but I have found the opposite. The less I have, the more free I feel connected to what truly makes me happy." - Chris Burkard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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"we are awash in electronic hallucinations. The worse it gets, the more we retreat...

"we are awash in electronic hallucinations. The worse it gets, the more we retreat into those hallucinations. Dying cultures always sever themselves from reality, because reality becomes so difficult to face, and we're no exception to that. Chris Hedges
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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"Every single day you're th...

"Every single day you're the result of what you did on๏ปฟ the days prior" - Chris Hadfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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"Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, wh...

"Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it's starting a new business, whether it's leaving home, whether it's getting married, or whether it's flying in space." Chris Hadfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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I don't give myself credit for what I ...

I don't give myself credit for what I do get done because I have so many projects hanging fire that I haven't done. -Chris
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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"There are always people willing to commi...

"There are always people willing to commit unspeakable human atrocity in exchange for a little power and privilege." - Chris Hedges
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 27
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Sometimes you have to do stu...

Sometimes you have to do stupid things because you want to do stupid things - Chris Harris
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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