Chocolate Quotes

Mama said life was like a box of...

Mama said life was like a box of chocolates, there's always the bounties at the bottom that nobody wants
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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"True self-care is not salt baths and chocolate ...

"True self-care is not salt baths and chocolate cake, it is making the choice to build a life you donโ€™t need to regularly escape from.โฃ" - Brianna West
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Dear Diamond, we all know who is...

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake Anonymous
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โ€œPromises are like chocolate ...

โ€œPromises are like chocolate bars they sound good at first but by the end itโ€™s broken.โ€ -Zigtec
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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โ€œYou know whatโ€™s an odd feeling...

โ€œYou know whatโ€™s an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.โ€ - George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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"There's very few problems in the world that can't...

"There's very few problems in the world that can't at least be helped by a good chocolate chip cookie." Mrs. Zimmerman - The House with a Clock in Its Walls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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Whether it's chocolate or sock...

Whether it's chocolate or socks, the same rule goes; the darker, the better. ~Pseudonymous Bosch
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โ€When life gives you l...

โ€When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.โ€ Anon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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My mama always said โ€˜Life is...

My mama always said โ€˜Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what youโ€™re gonna get.โ€™
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"All you need is love. But a ...

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz
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โ€œAll you need is love. But a ...

โ€œAll you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.โ€ โ€• Charles M. Schulz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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"Life is like a box of choc...

"Life is like a box of chocolate, sucks for you if you don't like chocolate." -anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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You know an odd feeling? Sit...

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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All you need is love. But a ...

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. -Charles M. Schulz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 23
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"Life is like a box of ch...

"Life is like a box of chocolates. It will kill your dog."-Raimundas Maciulevicius
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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". . . life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know when you'...

". . . life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know when you'll accidentally eat the coffee flavoured one and feel actually physically ill to the centre of your stomach." ~Chris Lovasz (AKA Sips)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 23
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Life is like a box of chocol...

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what youโ€™re gonna get. - Forrest Gumpโ€™s Mom
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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Life is like a box of cho...

Life is like a box of chocolates. One minute its there, the next minute, its gone.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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"All you need is love. But a...

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." โ€” Charles Schulz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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"Get lost in the moment....

"Get lost in the moment." - Dove chocolate wrapper taped above a urinal at work
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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"All you need is love. But a...

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" - Charles M. Schulz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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"Build a tent and say the world is dr...

"Build a tent and say the world is dry" -- Tad Zonday, from the song Chocolate Rain (full of /r/quotes worthy lyrics)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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When you're stressed, You eat Ice cream...

When you're stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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"My Mama always said, 'Life was lik...

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'" by Forrest Gump
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 27
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