Chicks Quotes

"call these hoes the blue shell from Mario, cause they only want us...

"call these hoes the blue shell from Mario, cause they only want us when we're first"- My friend Jaxon, after him and I made the varsity basketball team as freshies and got asked out by multiple senior chicks.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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β€œHodunks chose that as their emblem 'ca...

β€œHodunks chose that as their emblem 'cause they love skinny chicks. And they love skinny chicks 'cause theys pussies.” β€”Ellie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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"Texas loves Texas t...

"Texas loves Texas the way Kanye loves Kanye." - some chicks shirt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Life's too ...

Life's too short to dance with fat chicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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"There are no chi...

"There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits" -Ted
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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The Hen does not ha...

The Hen does not have breasts, but she can still feed her chicks.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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"They think we're dogs cus we want a one nighter, not ...

"They think we're dogs cus we want a one nighter, not its cuz you a hoe and we don't wanna wife ya" - Krept and Konan, devils playground. Chicks need to learn from this.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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"Life's too sho...

"Life's too short to dance with fat chicks" ~Al Moody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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