Chick Quotes

"call these hoes the blue shell from Mario, cause they only want us...

"call these hoes the blue shell from Mario, cause they only want us when we're first"- My friend Jaxon, after him and I made the varsity basketball team as freshies and got asked out by multiple senior chicks.
📅︎ Oct 16
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“Hodunks chose that as their emblem 'ca...

“Hodunks chose that as their emblem 'cause they love skinny chicks. And they love skinny chicks 'cause theys pussies.” —Ellie
📅︎ Sep 11
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This pseudo feminist, fantasy tween, chick lit bullshit, ...

This pseudo feminist, fantasy tween, chick lit bullshit, is a devolution of the female mission. It's cancerous to the intelligence of young women. —Katherine Huling, In A World...
📅︎ Jul 26
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"Texas loves Texas t...

"Texas loves Texas the way Kanye loves Kanye." - some chicks shirt
📅︎ Aug 13
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“Tonight, many people will decide to get ...

“Tonight, many people will decide to get high one last time and get clean tomorrow. Tonight, many people will die.” -Addict Chick
📅︎ May 22
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“I am motivated by...

“I am motivated by the fear of being ordinary.” - Addict Chick
📅︎ May 17
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“My mind, my heart, and my ability to k...

“My mind, my heart, and my ability to keep going even when I want to give up, are the best parts of who I am.” - Addict Chick
📅︎ May 10
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“There is freedom and magic in b...

“There is freedom and magic in being honest about about who you are and where you’ve been” -Addict Chick
📅︎ May 25
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“I have loved a drug addict. I have been a...

“I have loved a drug addict. I have been a drug addict. And it is far more difficult to love an addict than to be one” -Addict Chick
📅︎ May 15
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Life's too ...

Life's too short to dance with fat chicks
📅︎ Mar 21
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"There are no chi...

"There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits" -Ted
📅︎ Aug 15
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The Hen does not ha...

The Hen does not have breasts, but she can still feed her chicks.
📅︎ Jul 21
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"To Dread the past is to waste the future"...

"To Dread the past is to waste the future" something I told a chick who is depressed, i have no clue if this is anyone in particular
📅︎ Oct 31
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"They think we're dogs cus we want a one nighter, not ...

"They think we're dogs cus we want a one nighter, not its cuz you a hoe and we don't wanna wife ya" - Krept and Konan, devils playground. Chicks need to learn from this.
📅︎ Jun 04
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"Life's too sho...

"Life's too short to dance with fat chicks" ~Al Moody
📅︎ Feb 13
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