Chef Quotes

It's Heaven when: The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss...

It's Heaven when: The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss are bankers And the Italians are lovers . . . It's Hell when: The English are chefs The Germans are police The French are engineers The Swiss are lovers And the Italians are bankers — Hidekaz Himaruya
📅︎ Feb 26
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"A good chef doesn't blame th...

"A good chef doesn't blame the ingredients if he doesn't like the food"- F.U., House Of Cards
📅︎ Dec 19
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"Sew one button, doesn't make u a tailor; cook o...

"Sew one button, doesn't make u a tailor; cook one meal, doesn't make u a chef; but f" one horse and u r a horsef*er for all of history..." - Elon Musk
📅︎ Sep 02
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But people aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's ...

But people aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped up and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict. - Lemony Snicket
📅︎ Jan 09
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I make it a rule in life to come out ...

I make it a rule in life to come out with at least one stupendously crass remark every day. —Cheryl Manningham, Chef!
📅︎ Oct 21
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Please don't use that picture. I was being ...

Please don't use that picture. I was being wordlessly sarcastic. Marcel Marceau would have been proud of me…. —Gareth Blackstock, Chef!
📅︎ Jul 22
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I get the feeling that we’re in the general...

I get the feeling that we’re in the general area of the topic of discussion now. Could we now get to the point? —Gareth Blackstock, Chef!
📅︎ Sep 23
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Don’t talk to me about rea...

Don’t talk to me about reasonable, I don’t do reasonable!! —Gareth Blackstock, Chef!
📅︎ Aug 31
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In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous mott...

In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: ‘Anyone can cook.’ But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.
📅︎ Aug 26
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You've said it so of...

You've said it so often I can quote you. —Janice Blackstock, Chef!
📅︎ Oct 28
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I hate you with a passion y...

I hate you with a passion you can only dream of....bon appétit. —Gareth Blackstock, Chef!
📅︎ Aug 26
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“If you focus on what you left be...

“If you focus on what you left behind, then how can you see what lies ahead?” Chef Gusteau, "Ratatouille"
📅︎ Oct 25
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"If you focus on what you left behind...

"If you focus on what you left behind, then how Dan you see what lies ahead." - Chef Gusteau from the movie Ratatouille
📅︎ Mar 31
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“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s s...

“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” ― Lemony Snicket
📅︎ Oct 27
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"Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, de...

"Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them." — Gordon Ramsey
📅︎ Jul 17
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"Chefs don't prepare meals like you and me. They don't start 15-60 minutes before ...

"Chefs don't prepare meals like you and me. They don't start 15-60 minutes before dinner. Instead, they prep everything in advance (sometimes days before), so they can just head up the food and make it look nice when it's time to eat." - Mike Del Ponte
📅︎ Mar 20
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