Cheese Quotes

"Grilled cheese ...

"Grilled cheese sandwiches are alright, I guess... " Me
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"Poets have been mysteri...

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." G. K. Chesterton
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"Poets have been mysterio...

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." β€” G. K. Chesterton
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A slice of pie with...

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you a...

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ...Jack Benny
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"Poets have been mysteriously sil...

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." --G.K. Chesterton, Alarms and Discursions
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The years slipped by almost without my noticing, and one morning I awoke to discover I had a wi...

The years slipped by almost without my noticing, and one morning I awoke to discover I had a wife and three kids. It was a surprise I can tell you. Nobody seemed to know where they had come from. I also had a job, which was an even bigger surprise. - β€œMountain Goats Never Say Cheese,” McManus
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"How can you govern a coun...

"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?" β€” Charles De Gaulle
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"Middle class was a dream sold to countless Americans as a good goal toward which ...

"Middle class was a dream sold to countless Americans as a good goal toward which they should strive. Yet in reality, it is really only close to "good" & probably better decribed as a mousetrap with a big fat piece of cheese on it". - Grant Cordone
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"How can you govern a coun...

"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?" β€” Charles De Gaulle
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The early bird gets the ...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - ANONYMOUS
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"The early bird gets the ...

"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese" - Steven Wright
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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"The poets have been myste...

"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton
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β€œYes! I'm me! I am careful and logical and I look up things I don't understand! When I hear pe...

β€œYes! I'm me! I am careful and logical and I look up things I don't understand! When I hear people use the wrong words, I get edgy! I am good with cheese. I read books fast! I think! And I always have a piece of string! That's the kind of person I am!” ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
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"Cheese - milk's l...

"Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Fadiman
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"The only place you...

"The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap." -Unknown
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"If you have the option ...

"If you have the option to add cheese on somthing, do it" - Thought Of The Week
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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β€œEvery four years we go through the...

β€œEvery four years we go through the same cycle of hope and disillusionment.” ― Sheri Holman, The Mammoth Cheese
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"Put down that cheese gun...

"Put down that cheese gun and fight me like a man" - Mystery Science Theater 3000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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The early bird catche...

The early bird catches the worm...but the second mouse gets the cheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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"Age is something that ...

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."-Luis Bunue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Poets have been mysterio...

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. (G.K. Chesterton)
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Love is not all wine and ...

Love is not all wine and roses, sometimes it's handcuffs and cheese - Tim Minchin
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"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of che...

"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!" Ebenezer Scrooge to the ghost of Jacob Marley
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"There had bett...

"There had better be cheese at the end of this maze."
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"All of us have had fate drop a turd i...

"All of us have had fate drop a turd into our bath water, and we have every right to bitch about the smell." - John Cheese
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