Cheats Quotes

'A person who cheats on a spouse wil...

'A person who cheats on a spouse will have no qualms about cheating on a business partner.' - Capt. William Currie
📅︎ Feb 19
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"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, some...

"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, somebody cheats on ya, bankers fuck up your 401k, ya know? Then you come home and that dog's looking at you and he's like, 'Dude, you're awesome!' It's like, 'No dude, YOU are fucking awesome!'" - Bill Burr
📅︎ Mar 23
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