Charge Quotes

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are ...

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? ...Jerry Seinfeld
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"You may be in charge of one place, but life has this way of getting you when yo...

"You may be in charge of one place, but life has this way of getting you when you least expect it. So be aware of your behaviour while you are teasing the new one so you won't get shocked later." - me speaking to a poor excuse of a human earlier.
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β€œYou must take personal responsibility. You cannot change ...

β€œYou must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of. ” –JIM ROHN
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"If you put the federal government in ch...

"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand." -- Milton Friedman
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"I'm worried that the universe ...

"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge." β€” Edward Chilton
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"Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets ...

"Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets second guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth. But if he starts second guessing himself, that's the end for him, for the clever little twats, for everyone."-Alliser Thorne
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"There are so many of us that we ...

"There are so many of us that we are now in charge of the planet, whether we want to be or not." -Bill Nye
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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glas...

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." β€” Emo Phillips
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β€œIn 14 and a half seconds, the sun provides as much energy to Earth as humani...

β€œIn 14 and a half seconds, the sun provides as much energy to Earth as humanity uses in a day. And unlike my iPhone X that needs a constant charge..... the sun’s energy is renewable which means it’s not deleted when used!” ~ Phil DelNegro
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"Suspicious looking stranger flashes you a dangerous grin. Shadows across your window....

"Suspicious looking stranger flashes you a dangerous grin. Shadows across your window... Was it only trees in the wind? Every breath a static charge, a tongue that tastes like tin. Steely-eyed outside to hide the enemy within." ~Neil Peart (Rush - The Enemy Within)
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β€œTo live your greatest life, you must first become a lead...

β€œTo live your greatest life, you must first become a leader within yourself. Take charge of your life, begin attracting and manifesting all that you desire in life.” Sonia Ricotti
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β€œI should have liked to have deployed my men in red coats on the plain do...

β€œI should have liked to have deployed my men in red coats on the plain down there and ordered them to charge. But now my armies are too vast.” ~ Winston Churchill on observing the British Army attacking German positions in 1945
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"Ten years I devoted to the duty you charged me. Ten years I loo...

"Ten years I devoted to the duty you charged me. Ten years I looked after those who'd died at sea. And finally, when we could be together again, you weren't there. Why weren't you there?" - Davy Jones
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When you take charge of your life, there ...

When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large. Geoffrey F. Abert
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β€œYou cannot change the circumstance...

β€œYou cannot change the circumstances but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of.” Jim Rohn
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β€œWe cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me thi...

β€œWe cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me this way. I'm this way because my husband made me this way." Yes, we are indeed formed by traumas that happen to us. But you must take charge, you must take over, you are responsible.” ― Camille Paglia
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"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged m...

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship." -Dick Gregory
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"we knew that Iraq had nothing because the man in charge with ...

"we knew that Iraq had nothing because the man in charge with the international agenda for chemical weapons was a Brazilian ambassador called Bustani" - Luiz InΓ‘cio Lula da Silva - Brazil - 2018
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β€œAnd as for your damn parrot fanciers, if they don’t care about anything much beyond thi...

β€œAnd as for your damn parrot fanciers, if they don’t care about anything much beyond things that go squawk in cages then one day there’ll be someone in charge of this place who’ll make them choke on their own budgies. You want that to happen?" Terry Pratchett, The Truth
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There are two kinds of companies, those that ...

There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. We will be the second - Jeff Bezos
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"What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a m...

"What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter." -- Moist von Lipwig, in Terry Pratchetts 2004 novel "Going Postal"
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"The bravest men in war are not the first to charge the ene...

"The bravest men in war are not the first to charge the enemy line but those who charge in after the first wave over the bodies of their dead brothers into the enemy line" - Anonymous
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"You know what the chain of command is? It's t...

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' charge here." - Jayne Cobb
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"If you put the federal government in cha...

"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there’d be a shortage of sand." - Milton Friedman
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"Happiness is a choice. Like tardiness. Or interrupting. M...

"Happiness is a choice. Like tardiness. Or interrupting. Many people today resent the suggestion that they’re in charge of the way they feel. But trust me, those people are mistaken"
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"It's never to late ...

"It's never to late to take charge of your fate, you know." -Ralof
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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I always wanted to be in charg...

I always wanted to be in charge, but then I'd be the man. Then who would I rage against? -Unknown.
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"We feel ever obliged by everyday charges and tasks. They conscript us more and ...

"We feel ever obliged by everyday charges and tasks. They conscript us more and more. We find world enough in a frame. Until at last we take our places at the wheel, or wall, or line, having somewhere forgottent that we can look up." -Chang-Rae Lee
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"The ideal imaginary government is a benevolent dictatorship: you find a genuinely good, in...

"The ideal imaginary government is a benevolent dictatorship: you find a genuinely good, incorruptible, intelligent and driven person and put them in charge. The idea of democracy is based on the assumption that those people don't exist, at least not for very long." - u/jmartkdr
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"Do you know what leadership means? ...It means that the person in charge gets second-guesse...

"Do you know what leadership means? ...It means that the person in charge gets second-guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth. But if he starts second-guessing himself, that's the end. For him... for the clever little twats... for everyone."-Alliser Thorne [Game of Thrones]
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β€œIf you put the federal government in ch...

β€œIf you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.” --Milton Friedman
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"You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change ...

"You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of." ~Jim Rohn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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"Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets se...

"Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets second-guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth. But if he starts second-guessing himself, that's the end. For him... for the clever little twats... for everyone." - Alliser Thorne
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"The world is charged...

"The world is charged with the grandeur of God." -Gerard Manley Hopkins
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β€œDon't let others define you. Don't let the past confine you. ...

β€œDon't let others define you. Don't let the past confine you. Take charge of your life with confidence and determination and there are no limits on what you can do or be." ~Michael Josephson
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because y...

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." - Dennis Wholey (1937-)
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The case against Clevinger was open and ...

The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with. Joseph Heller, Catch 22
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"Rise like the sun, stand like...

"Rise like the sun, stand like the mountain, charge like the lion, die as a hero." β€”General Takeno
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"a consumerist society is the ...

"a consumerist society is the kind that creates a problem and then charges you for the solution"
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Winston Churchill: "The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without formulating a...

Winston Churchill: "The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without formulating any charge known to the law, and particularly to deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree odious and is the foundation of all totalitarian government whether Nazi or Communist."
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