Chair Quotes

When you mess with t...

When you mess with the table, sometimes you gotta sit in the chair
📅︎ Feb 21
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"There are 1,010,300 words in the English language, ...

"There are 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never find a combination of words to accurately describe how much I want to hit you with a chair."
📅︎ Dec 29
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a v...

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." — Arnold Toynbee
📅︎ Feb 03
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"Worrying is like a rocking chair...

"Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere" - Van Wilder
📅︎ Dec 17
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"Well gentlemen, you're about to s...

"Well gentlemen, you're about to see a baked Appel" - George Appel, seconds before execution by electric chair
📅︎ Dec 21
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“If they don’t give you a ...

“If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.” -Shirley Chisholm
📅︎ Oct 21
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Worrying is like a rocking chair...

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere. - Anonymous
📅︎ Jul 29
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a v...

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." — Arnold Toynbee
📅︎ Jul 15
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a v...

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." — Arnold Toynbee
📅︎ Oct 24
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"You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an ...

"You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes." — Andy Warhol
📅︎ Aug 14
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Wine does not make you FAT .... it ...

Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN .... (against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)
📅︎ Aug 21
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"Worry is like a rocking chair, it ...

"Worry is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do, but it won’t get you anywhere." - VANCE HAVNER
📅︎ Oct 30
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"The only thing binding you to yo...

"The only thing binding you to your seat, is your unwillingness to stand up and move to a different chair."
📅︎ Sep 01
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Worry is like a rocking chair: ...

Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere. Erma Bombeck
📅︎ Oct 22
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“I had sex in the chair on the plane and there was a guy watching. ...

“I had sex in the chair on the plane and there was a guy watching. We ended up telling the air stewardess what was happening. Like, ‘This guy keeps staring at us. Can you tell him to stop?’” - Cara Delevingne
📅︎ Jun 24
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"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and ...

"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
📅︎ Feb 10
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"How's that for a headline? "French...

"How's that for a headline? "French Fries""Murderer James French moments before his execution by electric chair
📅︎ Sep 16
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A chair is only fi...

A chair is only finished when someone sits in it.—Hans Wegner
📅︎ Aug 25
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"A table, a chair, a bowl of fru...

"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?" Albert Einstein
📅︎ Mar 24
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If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wi...

If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it’s not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. - Prince Phillip
📅︎ May 01
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