Chair Quotes

When you mess with t...

When you mess with the table, sometimes you gotta sit in the chair
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"There are 1,010,300 words in the English language, ...

"There are 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never find a combination of words to accurately describe how much I want to hit you with a chair."
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a v...

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." β€” Arnold Toynbee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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"Worrying is like a rocking chair...

"Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere" - Van Wilder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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"Well gentlemen, you're about to s...

"Well gentlemen, you're about to see a baked Appel" - George Appel, seconds before execution by electric chair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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β€œIf they don’t give you a ...

β€œIf they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.” -Shirley Chisholm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Worrying is like a rocking chair...

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere. - Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a v...

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." β€” Arnold Toynbee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a v...

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." β€” Arnold Toynbee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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"You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an ...

"You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes." β€” Andy Warhol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Wine does not make you FAT .... it ...

Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN .... (against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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"Worry is like a rocking chair, it ...

"Worry is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do, but it won’t get you anywhere." - VANCE HAVNER
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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"The only thing binding you to yo...

"The only thing binding you to your seat, is your unwillingness to stand up and move to a different chair."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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Worry is like a rocking chair: ...

Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere. Erma Bombeck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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β€œI had sex in the chair on the plane and there was a guy watching. ...

β€œI had sex in the chair on the plane and there was a guy watching. We ended up telling the air stewardess what was happening. Like, β€˜This guy keeps staring at us. Can you tell him to stop?’” - Cara Delevingne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and ...

"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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"How's that for a headline? "French...

"How's that for a headline? "French Fries""Murderer James French moments before his execution by electric chair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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A chair is only fi...

A chair is only finished when someone sits in it.β€”Hans Wegner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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"A table, a chair, a bowl of fru...

"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?" Albert Einstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wi...

If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it’s not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. - Prince Phillip
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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