Catholic Quotes

β€œYou argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindu...

β€œYou argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night over what they think is true, but no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.” - Bo Burnham, 'From God's Perspective'
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β€œThe Catholic Church trea...

β€œThe Catholic Church treats gay people and unwed mothers worse than child rapists.”
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"You can always tell who went...

"You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists." - Mike Birbiglia
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I thank God I was raise...

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. - John Waters
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I need some help with a few idioms. Right now I have: "Doe...

I need some help with a few idioms. Right now I have: "Does a bear shit in the woods?" "Is the Pope Catholic?" & "did Sinatra get any tail?" Can you think of any others? Thanks
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"Can I dance? I...

"Can I dance? Is the Pope a Catholic?" - Muhammad Ali
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"If you wake up tomorrow morning thinking that saying a few Latin words over your pancakes is g...

"If you wake up tomorrow morning thinking that saying a few Latin words over your pancakes is going to turn them into the body of Elvis Presley, you have lost your mind. But if you think more or less the same thing about a cracker and the body of Jesus, you’re just a Catholic.” - Sam Harris
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Knowledge is p...

Knowledge is pitiless.- The Orange Catholic Bible
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