Cat Quotes

โ€œThere's a difference between preferring ...

โ€œThere's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.โ€ - Lauren Morrill
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In ancient times cats were wo...

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this - Terry Pratchett
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us....

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." โ€” Sir Winston Churchill
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From the moment I co...

From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen - Cat Stevens
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Cats can work out mathematicall...

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. Pam Brown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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"I wanna be a lio...

"I wanna be a lion. Yeah, everybody wants to pass as cats."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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All cats are gray in the dark - Afghan Proverb M...

All cats are gray in the dark - Afghan Proverb Meaning : People have no distinguishing features, and their appearance becomes unimportant, in the dark;
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"Why do we say brushing our teeth when we are really scrubbing th...

"Why do we say brushing our teeth when we are really scrubbing them? Think about it, do you brush your hair and cat with the same ferocity?" -Bentley Surdyk II (Alaskan Movie Actor who was stoned at 4am)
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"Operationally, God is beginning to resem...

"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat." โ€” Sir Julian Huxley
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If you hold a cat by the tai...

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way....Mark Twain
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โ€œWhere is home? Iโ€™ve wondered where home is, and I realized itโ€™s not Mars or someplace like that...

โ€œWhere is home? Iโ€™ve wondered where home is, and I realized itโ€™s not Mars or someplace like that, itโ€™s Indianapolis when I was nine years old. I had a brother and a sister, a cat and a dog, and a mother and a father and uncles and aunts. And thereโ€™s no way I can get there again.โ€ Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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"What greater gift...

"What greater gift than the love of a cat" - Charles Dickens
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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"When I took office, only high energy physicists ...

"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page." โ€” Bill Clinton
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โ€œTime spent...

โ€œTime spent with cats is never wasted.โ€
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โ€œIf they were right, Iโ€™...

โ€œIf they were right, Iโ€™d agree, but itโ€™s them they know not meโ€ - Cat Stevens
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Outside in the distance a wild cat...

Outside in the distance a wild cat did growl, two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl. - Bob Dylan
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โ€œIf you try and take a cat apart to see h...

โ€œIf you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.โ€ ~Douglas Adams
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โ€œIf you try and take a cat apart to see h...

โ€œIf you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.โ€ โ€• Douglas Adams
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That sounds l...

That sounds like 2 cats fuckin' in a dumpster.
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"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black r...

"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it." - Disputed/Unknown (Emerson, Oscar Wilde and others)
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โ€œWe may be in the universe as dogs and cats are in our l...

โ€œWe may be in the universe as dogs and cats are in our libraries, seeing the books and hearing the conversation, but having no inkling of the meaning of it all.โ€ William James
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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"Nothing always stays the same. ...

"Nothing always stays the same. You don't stay happy forever. You don't stay sad forever." -Cat Zingano
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"You are not a cat. You don't have eight extra lives. That's ...

"You are not a cat. You don't have eight extra lives. That's why you should live in a way that will make people remember you long after you are dead." - Stace Kramer, '50 days before suicide'
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โ€œThe cat burglar in me can appreciate a job...

โ€œThe cat burglar in me can appreciate a job well done, but the โ€˜fraidy-cat in me wants to run like hell. See, Iโ€™ve got 2 cats inside me.โ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 16
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โ€œOne day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. โ€˜Which road...

โ€œOne day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. โ€˜Which road do I take?โ€™ she asked. โ€˜Where do you want to go?โ€™ was his response. โ€˜I donโ€™t know,โ€™ Alice answered. โ€˜Then,โ€™ said the cat, โ€˜it doesnโ€™t matter.โ€ โ€• Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 18
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"All of the true things that I am about to tell you are...

"All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (relating the first sentence of The Books of Bokonon in his novel Cat's Cradle)
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"Nature abhors a vac...

"Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do." โ€” Lee Entrekin
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"Monster is a relative term. T...

"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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"Operationally, God is beginning to resem...

"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat." โ€” Sir Julian Huxley
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โ€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up ...

โ€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.โ€ -Winston Churchill
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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"Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can conta...

"Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat's personality is never bet on a human's. He demands acceptance on his own terms." - Lloyd Alexander
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"The cat could very well be man...

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." โ€” Doug Larson
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Nathalie Loiseau, Franceโ€™s Europe minister, said recently that if she had one, she w...

Nathalie Loiseau, Franceโ€™s Europe minister, said recently that if she had one, she would call her cat Brexit: โ€œIt wakes me up miaowing because it wants to go out. When I open the door, its sits there, undecided. Then it looks daggers at me when I put it out"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 21
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"What sort of philosophers are we, who...

"What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?โ€ โ€• Henry David Thoreau
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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"Operationally, God is beginning to resem...

"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat." โ€” Sir Julian Huxley
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"Of all the words in mice and men...

"Of all the words in mice and men, the saddest are, 'It might have been. '" -Kurt Vonnegut (Cat's Cradle)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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โ€œCats choose us; we donโ€™t...

โ€œCats choose us; we donโ€™t own them.โ€ โ€”Kristin Cast (author, House of Night series)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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"Watching a baby being born is a littl...

"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."--Jeff Foxworthy
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"A black cat crossing your pa...

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us....

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." โ€” Sir Winston Churchill
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"Birds of a feat...

"Birds of a feather flock together... until a cat comes"
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โ€œReligion is like a blind man looking...

โ€œReligion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.โ€ โ€• Oscar Wilde
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โ€œSometimes I forget that people are not...

โ€œSometimes I forget that people are not like cats. You canโ€™t just throw them and expect them to land properly.โ€ -u/F1r3_F0x
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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In ancient times cats were wo...

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. -Terry Pratchett
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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"We Are All Mad Here"--...

"We Are All Mad Here"--The Cheshire Cat. (Also posted above my office door)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 29
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Sure, curiosity killed the cat, but it...

Sure, curiosity killed the cat, but it learned to not do that again in its other 8 lives. - idk i came up with this one.
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When I hear of Schrรถdi...

When I hear of Schrรถdingerโ€™s cat, I reach for my pistol. Stephen Hawking
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โ€œBooks. Cats...

โ€œBooks. Cats. Life is good.โ€ -Edward Gorey
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You're ether ...

You're ether an outside can or an inside cat.
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"Dog people think cat people are weird and cat people think do...

"Dog people think cat people are weird and cat people think dog people are weird, but there's one thing we can all agree on, bird people are fucking weird" - someone I can't remember the name of
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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โ€œThere are two means of refug...

โ€œThere are two means of refuge from the misery of life โ€” music and cats.โ€ - Albert Schweitzer
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himsel...

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." -Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
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Lettin' the cat outta the b...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. -Will Rogers
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"The cat does not offer ...

"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself." William S. Burroughs
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"I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even s...

"I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish." โ€” Anne Lamott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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โ€œCats are intended to teach u...

โ€œCats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.โ€ โ€• Garrison Keillor
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"When a man loves cats, I am ...

"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction." โ€” Mark Twain
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"A philosopher is someone who goes into a dark room at night, ...

"A philosopher is someone who goes into a dark room at night, to look for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian does the same thing, but comes out claiming he found a cat." -- Nick Philips
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"I would like to see anyone, prophet, kin...

"I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time." -- Neil Gaiman
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"Women and cats will do as they pleas...

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea" - Robert A. Heinlein.
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You reminded me once about curiosity, that cat-killing business. Satisfaction always comes back...

You reminded me once about curiosity, that cat-killing business. Satisfaction always comes back round once a month. Dreams are currency for the desperate and lonely. Curiosity gave me a dream. Take a seat, Iโ€™ll offer you a slice of this day-dreamer mind. Because imagination requires company.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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"Mister, when I see my first lady angel, if God ever sees fit to show me o...

"Mister, when I see my first lady angel, if God ever sees fit to show me one, it'll be her wings and not her face that'll make my mouth fall open. I've already seen the prettiest face that ever could be." - Cat's Cradle, Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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"So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like gi...

"So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well."-Shigeru Miyamoto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to u...

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." Winston Churchill
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"I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a do...

"I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog - or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian." Peter Dinklage
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw the Cheshire Cat was sitting in a tree. "W...

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw the Cheshire Cat was sitting in a tree. "Which road do I take" she asked. "Where do you want to go" was his response. "I don't know" she answered. "Then" said the cat "it doesn't matter." - Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland. (1865)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 21
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to ...

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us a equals." Winston Churchill
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up ...

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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The cat did it. -Koko the...

The cat did it. -Koko the Gorilla, when asked who ripped the sink out of the wall.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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"knew that looking back on the tears would m...

"knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh; but i never knew that looking back on the laughs would bring tears" - Cat Stevens
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