Cartoon Quotes

I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke...

I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons and old movies. My whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit, that guy. - Anthony Bourdain
📅︎ Mar 22
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"Orthodox medicine has not found an answer t...

"Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack." — Richter cartoon caption
📅︎ Sep 06
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