Car Quotes

Easy to spot a yellow car when you are always thinking of yellow car;Easy to spot oppurti...

Easy to spot a yellow car when you are always thinking of yellow car;Easy to spot oppurtinity when you are always thinking of oppurtinity;Easy to spot reasons to be mad when you are always thinking of being mad;You become what you constantly think about.Watch yourself-Seneca
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โ€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, c...

โ€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope youโ€™re a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for youโ€-unknown
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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get si...

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick ,cops hope you're a criminal,mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
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One can find a squalid America as easily as a scenic America; a bit...

One can find a squalid America as easily as a scenic America; a bitter, hopeless America as easily as the confident America of polyethylene wrapping, new cars, and camping trips in the summer. ~ Robert Kennedy
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"Not every story has explosions and ca...

"Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage." โ€” Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum
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โ€œYouโ€™d think that making hit records or money or cars or fame or people saying, โ€œOh, youโ€™re t...

โ€œYouโ€™d think that making hit records or money or cars or fame or people saying, โ€œOh, youโ€™re the greatest,โ€ people praising you for making your music would do it. But actually, when you start praising God, thatโ€™s when you get happy.โ€ โ€“ RUN DMC's Rev Run (Jesus Calling podcast interview)
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"Dude...

"Dude, where's my car?"
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โ€œWhen Life Is De-Accelerating Make Sure You Hav...

โ€œWhen Life Is De-Accelerating Make Sure You Have Your Foot Ready On The Accelerate Pedal Because Like A Car,Life Is Always On A Journeyโ€-Hassan Patel
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You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't kn...

You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. - The Joker (The Dark Knight Rises to Harvey Dent)
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When a man opens a car door f...

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. -Prince Philip
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a c...

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it". -Ellen Goodman
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Jesus built my car. It's a...

Jesus built my car. It's a love affair - mainly Jesus and my hotrod. --Al Jourgensen
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"Drive-in banks were established s...

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners." โ€” E. Joseph Cossman
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"Not every story has explosions and ca...

"Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage." โ€” Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum
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"If your car is broken, you donโ€™t try to find ways to repaint i...

"If your car is broken, you donโ€™t try to find ways to repaint its chassis; most of our problemsโ€”and therefore our solutions, our peace of mindโ€”lie within." โ€”Pico Iyer, โ€œAdventures in Going Nowhereโ€
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"If you never break, you'll never know how ...

"If you never break, you'll never know how to put yourself back together" โ€” Dan Lambton, singing "Late Nights in My Car" by Real Friends
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"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and...

"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons." - Douglas Adams
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"Going to church doesn't make you a...

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." - Billy Sunday
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a c...

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." โ€” Ellen Goodman
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic i...

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."
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โ€œWhen a man opens a car door for his...

โ€œWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.โ€ - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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"If you think nobody cares if ...

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." - Earl Wilson
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"It's easier to change your profile...

"It's easier to change your profile picture, your house, your furniture or even your car than changing yourself"
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"Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many peop...

"Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven" - Edward de Bono
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Hereโ€™s a bumper sticker Iโ€™d like to see: โ€œWe are the proud parents of ...

Hereโ€™s a bumper sticker Iโ€™d like to see: โ€œWe are the proud parents of a child whoโ€™s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesnโ€™t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." - George Carlin
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"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes or the...

"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear." - Disputed/Unknown (frequently misattributed to Oscar Wilde and others)
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โ€œThe bitterness of poor quality remains long a...

โ€œThe bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgottenโ€ -Every mechanic Iโ€™ve ever taken my car to for repairs.
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"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I t...

"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that." -Chris Rock
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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're no...

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Chuck Palahniuk
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"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car ...

"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." โ€” Evan Esar
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โ€œIf you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up b...

โ€œIf you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents, out-learn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.โ€
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โ€œHave you ever noticed that anybody driving...

โ€œHave you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?โ€ - George Carlin
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"I hate the outdoors. T...

"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is." โ€” Will Durst
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"The best car safety devi...

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." โ€” Dudley Moore
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a c...

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman.
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"No Girl Will Choose Six Pack Ov...

"No Girl Will Choose Six Pack Over Six Cars.. So Stop Going to The Gym and go to Work." โ€”Robert Mugabe
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If t...

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." โ€” Erma Bombeck
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. - Will Rogers
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"Drive-in banks were established s...

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners." โ€” E. Joseph Cossman
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โ€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are ...

โ€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.โ€ -Chuck Palahniuk
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"It is a waste of energy to be angry with a ...

"It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go." โ€” Bertrand Russell
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- "I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn...

- "I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!" - Joker in the Dark Knight(2008)
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โ€œWe're in a giant car heading towards a...

โ€œWe're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall, and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit.โ€ - David Suzuki
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"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car ...

"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." โ€” Evan Esar
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"I make car parts for the American wo...

"I make car parts for the American working man because that's what I am. And that's who I care about." - Ray Zalinsky
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"There were car gods there: a powerful, serious-faced contingent, with bl...

"There were car gods there: a powerful, serious-faced contingent, with blood on their black gloves and on their chrome teeth: recipients of human sacrifice on a scale undreamed-of since the Aztecs." Neil Gaiman, American Gods
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Sharing a bed with a toddler is ...

Sharing a bed with a toddler is like sleeping with a drunken octopus who is trying to find his car keys.
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Statistical fact; cops will never pull over a man with a huge...

Statistical fact; cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why, they fear this man, they know he sees farther than they, and he will bind them with ancient logic's. -Marty
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A developed country is not a place where...

A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It's where the rich use public transportation. - Enrique Peรฑalosa
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"Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be n...

"Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us." โ€” Riding In Cars With Boys (movie)
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Life is the car, your hear...

Life is the car, your heart is the key and God is the chauffeur. Sri Sathya Sai Baba
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. -Will Rogers
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โ€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make...

โ€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.โ€ โ€• Garrison Keillor
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"Going to church doesn't make ...

"Going to church doesn't make you a christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car"
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โ€œYou don't love someone for their looks, or th...

โ€œYou don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.โ€ - Oscar Wilde
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"The energy of the crowd is insane. Twenty thousand people. It's the biggest jolt of adr...

"The energy of the crowd is insane. Twenty thousand people. It's the biggest jolt of adrenaline. It's very hard to explain. You know the old story about the woman lifting the car off her kid? It's in that realm. You can actually hurt yourself and not know it."- Tom Petty
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โ€œSharing pictures of yourself in front of houses you donโ€™t own, standing by cars yo...

โ€œSharing pictures of yourself in front of houses you donโ€™t own, standing by cars you donโ€™t drive, and holding money that isnโ€™t yours as you lie that it is, only sets you up for questions you canโ€™t answer and a completely false foundation.โ€ - Loren Weisman
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