Captain Quotes

"When the king brands us pirates, he doesn't mean to make us adversaries. He doesn't mean to mak...

"When the king brands us pirates, he doesn't mean to make us adversaries. He doesn't mean to make us criminals. He means to make us monsters. For that's the only way his god-fearing, tax-paying subjects can make sense of men who keep what is theirs and fear no one." - Captain Flint (Black Sails)
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"I am just going outsi...

"I am just going outside and may be some time." β€” Captain Lawrence Oates
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'The secret to successfully growing older may be to gracefully surrender the t...

'The secret to successfully growing older may be to gracefully surrender the things you can no longer do. Unfortunately, that usually means seeing, hearing, having a short term memory, favorite foods, and alchohol.' - Captain William Currie
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Its possible to commit no mistak...

Its possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness. That is Life. β€”Captain Picard
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"They say truth is t...

"They say truth is the first casualty of war" - Captain John Price
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"Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishones...

"Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for you never know when they're about to do something incredibly... stupid".– Captain Jack Sparrow.
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"Failure is fo...

"Failure is for failures" - Captain Raymond Holt.
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"Love with your heart, ...

"Love with your heart, use your head for everything else"- Captain Desolution
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A crew led by a da...

A crew led by a dangerous captain is safer sailing alone β€”me
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β€œWe get dirty and ...

β€œWe get dirty and the world stays clean.” -Captain John Price
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"In an age when their technology should b...

"In an age when their technology should be able to clothe and feed all of them, that they should live like this." β€”Captain Picard
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"You've got to tell me, brave Captain, why are th...

"You've got to tell me, brave Captain, why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep when the Devil leaves his porch light on?" -Tom Waits
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If your going to do ...

If your going to do a task may as well multi task -Captain Sparkles
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"I am just going outsi...

"I am just going outside and may be some time." β€” Captain Lawrence Oates
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"We won't ruin Mars," said the captain. "It's too bi...

"We won't ruin Mars," said the captain. "It's too big and too good." "You think not? We Earth Men have a talent for ruining big, beautiful things." - Ray Bradbury
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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"To the last I grapple with thee; from he...

"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee." -Captain Ahab
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"Giving up our values in the ...

"Giving up our values in the name of security is to lose the battle in advance" - Captain Pike
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"your soul should be the capt...

"your soul should be the captain of your own ship. Mind and body should be only its servants"
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β€œWhat makes a man turn neutral? A lust for ...

β€œWhat makes a man turn neutral? A lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?” - Captain Zapp Brannigan
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"Buried deep within you, beneath all the years of pain and anger, ther...

"Buried deep within you, beneath all the years of pain and anger, there is the potential to make yourself a better man. And that is what it is to be human. To make yourself more than you are." - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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Someone ever tries to kill y...

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back. - Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Captain Jack Sparrow β€œMe, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always tr...

Captain Jack Sparrow β€œMe, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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β€œYou have spared me any possibility of end...

β€œYou have spared me any possibility of ending up as anything other than who I am. And for that, I thank you.” - Captain Jack Sparrow
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"The coward is always...

"The coward is always the first in the grave." - Captain Phillips film
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β€œThe stars are matter, we're ...

β€œThe stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter.” -Don Van Vliet (Captain Beefheart)
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β€œIf scum rules the wor...

β€œIf scum rules the world,only more scum is born”~ Eustass β€œCaptain” Kidd
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"The problem is the not problem....

"The problem is the not problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Captain Jack Sparrow
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"To remain calm while staying in a place where you think you will...

"To remain calm while staying in a place where you think you will die, that is the definition of insane. You have to become insane to survive in combat." - Cpt Mcgraw "Captain America", Generation Kill
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"Close your eyes and pretend i...

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. that's how i get by." - Captain Jack Sparrow.
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"I am just going outsi...

"I am just going outside and may be some time." β€” Captain Lawrence Oates
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"Even in the best calm sea,a...

"Even in the best calm sea,a ship can sink and it's best captain with it" (William Ventura)
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"It is possible to commit no errors ...

"It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life." -Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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"If you don't like what...

"If you don't like what you're watching, change the program" - Captain Planet
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"if you take a seal and hit it very hard in t...

"if you take a seal and hit it very hard in the face everyday for six weeks you may turn it into a rather fetching hat" Captain Clyde Jackson
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"A true capta...

"A true captain must give orders very quickly"
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"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged m...

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship." -Dick Gregory
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Star Trek Trivia Time, A quote by James Doo...

Star Trek Trivia Time, A quote by James Doohan (Scotty) -- β€˜I like Captain Kirk, but I can’t say that I’m very fond of Bill (Shatner).’
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"Home? I don't want to go home. Not after this. There's a line men like us ...

"Home? I don't want to go home. Not after this. There's a line men like us have to cross; if we're lucky we do what's necessary and then we die. No, Captain, all i really want is... peace" - Colonel John Konrad, Spec. Ops: The Line
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The living are not done ...

The living are not done wth you, yet. β€”Black Panther, Captain America: Civil War
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"I am the master of my f...

"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul"- William Ernest Henley
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Portrait? I don't do ...

Portrait? I don't do portrait videos. β€” Captain Disillusion 2018-06-28
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"The problem is not the problem....

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Captain Jack Sparrow
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"I am the master of my fa...

"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul." -William Ernest Henley
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"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can al...

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly It's the honest one you want to watch out for." - Captain Jack Sparrow
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"Have you noticed how capitalists tend to refer to 'the market' as some nebulo...

"Have you noticed how capitalists tend to refer to 'the market' as some nebulous force that can't be understood or constrained? Do you want your captain to romanticize getting lost in an ocean that doesn't have to exist?" ~ Uncle Nickelbags
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"History is on the move, Captain. Those who cannot kee...

"History is on the move, Captain. Those who cannot keep up will be left behind, to watch from a distance. And those who stand in our way will not watch at all." - Thrawn
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"My compass is unique. True enough, this compa...

"My compass is unique. True enough, this compass does not point north. It points to the thing you want most in this world." - Captain Jack Sparrow
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"it's hard to save a s...

"it's hard to save a stubborn captain who wants to go down with his ship"
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"When anyone asks me how I can best describe my experience ...

"When anyone asks me how I can best describe my experience in nearly 40 years at sea, I merely say uneventful." - Edward Smith, 1907, five years before becoming captain of the Titanic
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"End of the day, whether they love you or hate you, a...

"End of the day, whether they love you or hate you, all the noise goes away. And all that really matters is if you can live with yourself" - Captain Marvel #8 Hawkeye
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"You know the greatest danger facing us is ourselves, an irrational fear ...

"You know the greatest danger facing us is ourselves, an irrational fear of the unknown. But there's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood." - Captain Kirk from Star Trek TOS
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"History has proved, again and again, that whenever mankind interferes ...

"History has proved, again and again, that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the result is invariably disastrous." - Captain Picard.
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"No being is so important tha...

"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another." - Captain Jean Luc Picard
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"Inside you is the potential to make yourself be...

"Inside you is the potential to make yourself better...and that is what it is to be human. To make yourself more than you are." -Captain Jean Luc Picard
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"I wanted a mission and for...

"I wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one." Captain Willard - Apocalypse Now
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"The courtroom is a crucible. In it, we burn a...

"The courtroom is a crucible. In it, we burn away irrelevancies until we reach the truth, for all time." - Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: TNG
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"I would rather have a plain captain who knows what he fights for tha...

"I would rather have a plain captain who knows what he fights for than that which you call a gentleman and is nothing else" - Oliver Cromwell, after being accused of recruiting of officers of low-birth into his army
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"Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me t...

"Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you." - Captain Koons
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "'A ...

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "'A matter of internal security' -The age-old cry of the oppressor."
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Be the master of your fate, be the captain of you...

Be the master of your fate, be the captain of your soul, but do not hesitate, should the chance befall you, to be the slave of your heart. ~Robert Brault,
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Not often in a lifetime does a m...

Not often in a lifetime does a man stand on the edge of eternity (Agatha Christie, "Captain Hastings").
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looking for quote I've forgotten the origin of/it: insult or dick res...

looking for quote I've forgotten the origin of/it: insult or dick response where someone would ask something, and someone else would respond "Well by the position of the moon and the sun... *insult/captain obvious*"
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β€œReports of my assimilatio...

β€œReports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated.” - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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You win again...

You win again, gravity! -Captain Zapp Brannigan
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"Tea, earl gr...

"Tea, earl grey, hot." -Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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"For certain you have to be lost to find ...

"For certain you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was!" -Captain Barbossa
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"I call her Nautilus, sword ...

"I call her Nautilus, sword of the ocean." - Captain Nemo League of Extraordinary Gentleman
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"I don't want to surviv...

"I don't want to survive, I want to live." Captain of the Axiom, from Wall-E
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"I am the master of m...

"I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul." - Invictus
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