Candy Quotes

"I bought some candy and g...

"I bought some candy and going to hell for this; because I'm diabetic and a heretic."
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β€œYou know what’s an odd feeling...

β€œYou know what’s an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” - George Carlin
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"Sometimes I think that the one thing I love ...

"Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want." - Ryan Gosling
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"Candy is dandy, but l...

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" - Willy Wonka (the good version)
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Advil has a candy coating. It is delicious. On th...

Advil has a candy coating. It is delicious. On the bottle, it says do not have more than two. Well, then don’t put a candy coating on it. β€” Mitch Hedberg
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I want us all to eat, even if...

I want us all to eat, even if from my pantry/ I guess I'm just more soul food than eye candy.
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Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of d...

Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. . . . Most of us are huddled tight to the border, looking into the candy store window, scared of the Americans on one side and of the bush on the other. - Mordecai Richler
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You know an odd feeling? Sit...

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. George Carlin
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"No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortur...

"No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortured by dreams and images as a child is tortured by the thought of a state of existence in which it would live in a candy store and have two stomachs." - H.L. Mencken
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"Let your anger be like a monkey inside a piΓ±ata...

"Let your anger be like a monkey inside a piΓ±ata, hiding amongst the candy hoping the kids don't break through with the stick" - Master Tang, Kung pow
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"Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you fin...

"Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've got to prove yourself from day one. You've got to win their respect." ~Monsieur Gustave, The Grand Budapest Hotel
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You can tell the character of a p...

You can tell the character of a person by how they dispose of their Halloween candy wrappers. -red_lambda
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"My reputation precedes me. Otherw...

"My reputation precedes me. Otherwise, I'd be late for all my appointments." -John Candy, Who's Harry Crumb
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Brain Candy for Inquiring M...

Brain Candy for Inquiring Minds - My Favorite Quotes | Braincrave.com... where minds meet
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