Butt Quotes

"Everyone walks around with a s...

"Everyone walks around with a stick up their butts. Don't they know you can take it out"-Chuck Carter
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Repetitive tasks are not pointless....

Repetitive tasks are not pointless. You still wipe your butt even though it will get dirty again - a random Dad
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Sticking feathers up y...

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. -Tyler Durden
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"If someone suggests to you that you should be either a be...

"If someone suggests to you that you should be either a bee or a wasp, remind them of the simple elegance of a bee with a teensy little knife taped to it's butt." ~ Shel Frankenstein
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"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneec...

"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture…all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?"
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"Money is not earned on the s...

"Money is not earned on the stock exchange with the head, but with the butt" - Andre Kostolany
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"She can take it on the but...

"She can take it on the butt all day, but one to the head and she goes down." -Vic Romano
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"You don't butt in line! You don't sell drugs! You don't molest little ...

"You don't butt in line! You don't sell drugs! You don't molest little children! You don't profit off the misery of others! The rules were set a long time ago! They don't change!" - Frank D'Arbo, The Crimson Bolt (Super)
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"You've been a very bad astro...

"You've been a very bad astronaut" –Orion (from "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" by Chuck Tingle)
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"...the very pin of his heart cle...

"...the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft." Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 4
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Never trust a b...

Never trust a big butt and a smile. "Bel Biv DeVoe"
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"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to ...

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. " - Keanu Reeves as Tod Higgins, Parenthood (1989).
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"You wanna fight? Why don't ...

"You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air." - Joe DirtΓ©
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"Life is having the butt end of a bag of chips w...

"Life is having the butt end of a bag of chips when you have fresh salsa, but having a fresh bag of chips when trying to make a taco salad" - Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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β€œSticking feathers up yo...

β€œSticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!” - Chuck Palahniuk
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If a cigarette ...

If a cigarette were a person, I'd kick it in the butt
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Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? ...

Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired. -Cave Johnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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