Breasts Quotes

« In today's world we’re investing 5 times more money in male virility pills and women breasts im...

« In today's world we’re investing 5 times more money in male virility pills and women breasts implants than to find a cure for Alzheimer's. In a few years we‘ll have old women with big tits, and old men with hard penises, but none of them will remember what they are for. » D. Varella, Nobel Price
📅︎ Oct 23
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"Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts,...

"Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It's going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand." - Jay Leno
📅︎ May 29
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"Breasts are like Ma...

"Breasts are like Martini's, one isn't enough and three is too many"
📅︎ May 25
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"Let me be the first to admit that the naked truth about me is to t...

"Let me be the first to admit that the naked truth about me is to the naked truth about Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts." — James Thurber
📅︎ Aug 01
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"Chicken and breasts are the best things God e...

"Chicken and breasts are the best things God ever made. And chicken breasts are a combination of both. A perfect combination." my roommate Kumar
📅︎ Dec 03
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The Hen does not ha...

The Hen does not have breasts, but she can still feed her chicks.
📅︎ Jul 21
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18 May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of...

18 May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth. 19 A loving doe, a graceful deer-- may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be captivated by her love. - Proverbs 5:18-19
📅︎ May 13
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"Give me libert...

"Give me liberty, or give me breasts." —Patrick Henry
📅︎ Sep 30
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