Brain Quotes

God gave man a brain and a pen...

God gave man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to supply one at a time. -Robin Williams.
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The brain, knowing that a person can't live forever in this world, rationaliz...

The brain, knowing that a person can't live forever in this world, rationalizes a future, or other-dimensional, world in which immortality is possible. In other words, religion is the earliest form of science fiction. ...Philip Jose Farmer
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โ€œWhen faced with two choices, flip a coin. W...

โ€œWhen faced with two choices, flip a coin. When itโ€™s in the air, youโ€™ll know which side youโ€™re hoping for.โ€ - Arnold โ€œThe Brainโ€ Rothstein
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"Tears come from the ...

"Tears come from the heart and not from the brain" - Leonardo da Vinci
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Two brothers who could never ag...

Two brothers who could never agree. Logical thinking of the brain and emotional feelings of the heart
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โ€œYou mustn't be so open...

โ€œYou mustn't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.โ€ - Walter Kotschnig
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โ€œFeed your brain...

โ€œFeed your brain and your brain will feed your walletโ€
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Tricks and treachery are the practi...

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. ...Benjamin Franklin
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โ€œThere's no tyran...

โ€œThere's no tyrant like a brain.โ€ โ€• Louis-Ferdinand Cรฉline
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"I was not always the best student with the highest grades, but my teachers saw something ...

"I was not always the best student with the highest grades, but my teachers saw something in me and tried to encourage me." - Nobel Laureate May-Britt Moser. This girl would grow up to uncover one of the brain's biggest mysteries: grid cells, which act as the brain's inner GPS.
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"I used to think that the brain was the m...

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." โ€” Emo Phillips
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"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts worki...

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." โ€” Robert Frost
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"Estimated amount of glucose used b...

"Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250" โ€” Harper's Index
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"The greatest gift that you can giv...

"The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance."( Brain Tracy)
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"A brain is a lot like a computer. It wi...

"A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up." - Erma Bombeck
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โ€œGod gave man a penis and a b...

โ€œGod gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to use one at a time.โ€ -Robin Williams
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Once an idea (fully formed, fully understood,...

Once an idea (fully formed, fully understood, that sticks) has taken hold of the brain, itโ€™s almost impossible to eradicate. Leonardo DiCaprio
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โ€œDamaged my brain ...

โ€œDamaged my brain is,grammar I cannotโ€ โ€“Yoda(from star wars)
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"Filed carefully on rice paper, ...

"Filed carefully on rice paper, My heart is a colored pencil but my brain is an eraser." - George Watsky
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"My brain is bleeding and I...

"My brain is bleeding and I don't wanna be on this goddamned planet anymore" - Ronyl Leo
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โ€œWhen Your Brain Is Finding It Difficult With Lifeโ€™s Strugg...

โ€œWhen Your Brain Is Finding It Difficult With Lifeโ€™s Struggles & The Light Of Hope Has Extinguished Just Make Sure Your Heart Is Always Burning With The Light Of Hopeโ€-Hassan Patel
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"Follow your heart but ...

"Follow your heart but don't forget to bring your brain along." - Anonymous
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says ...

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'... Anonymous
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Follow your heart ...

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Alfred Adler
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What i feel is more than reactions in my brain, i...

What i feel is more than reactions in my brain, its more like exist in our own created world without control the sun and the rain or the day and the night.
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"I see men assassinated around me every day. I walk through rooms of the dead, streets of the dea...

"I see men assassinated around me every day. I walk through rooms of the dead, streets of the dead, cities of the dead; men without eyes, men without voices; men with manufactured feelings and standard reactions; men with newspaper brains, television souls and high school ideas." - Charles Bukowski
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โ€œBiology gives you a brain...

โ€œBiology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind.โ€ โ€•Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex
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"Anybody who watches three game...

"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." โ€” Erma Bombeck
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"You have brains in your head. You hav...

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." -Dr. Seuss
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"Brain: an apparatus...

"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think." โ€” Ambrose Bierce
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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredien...

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities." โ€” Dr. Seuss
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"If Universe is biger than human's brain ability...

"If Universe is biger than human's brain ability to imagine things, then, theoretically, everything that human brain can imagine should somewhere exist"
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"Underneath the molecules, atoms, and particles there is ...

"Underneath the molecules, atoms, and particles there is another layer of reality that is coming to light. It is a layer that is based on information." -- Physicist Brain Greene
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"Many people complain about...

"Many people complain about their appearance, but no one complains about their brains."
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โ€œHuge brains, small necks, weak muscles, and fat ...

โ€œHuge brains, small necks, weak muscles, and fat walletsโ€”these are the dominant characteristics of the โ€™80sโ€”the generation of swine.โ€ โ€”Hunter S. Thompson
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โ€œAt some point the size of our brains might limit us in what we can understand...

โ€œAt some point the size of our brains might limit us in what we can understand and the line canโ€™t be pushed any more and we canโ€™t go any further than thatโ€ โ€œ And the problem with that is we canโ€™t even imagine whatโ€™s over that lineโ€ - exurb1a
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"My brain is m...

"My brain is my heart's umbrella." - Jeffrey Lewis
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โ€œThe heart doesnโ€™t lies about your feelings, your ...

โ€œThe heart doesnโ€™t lies about your feelings, your brain doesnโ€™t lie about whatโ€™s true. Your brain knows youโ€™ll never be happy if you donโ€™t follow your heart.โ€
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"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union h...

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants to restore it back as it was has no brain." -- Vladimir Putin
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"People don't live to be happy. They evolved to feel ...

"People don't live to be happy. They evolved to feel the happiness to survive. So our brains feel most happy, when we eat good food, with someone we like" from tv show
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"If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human b...

"If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work." โ€” John Alejandro King
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โ€œIf the rest of your brain were conscious, ...

โ€œIf the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbertโ€ โ€• Peter Watts, Blindsight
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"Follow your heart ...

"Follow your heart but take your brain with you."- Alfred Adler
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"I used to think that the brain was the m...

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." โ€” Emo Phillips
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"The only thing i know is that i...

"The only thing i know is that i know nothing" -My brain when im eating a sandwich ( dont ask me why )
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I wanted to calculate all kind of thin...

I wanted to calculate all kind of things, but then I realized my brains capacity is limited, aswell as my time. -Unknown
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"When you fish for love...

"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain." -Mark Twain
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โ€œNever apologize for trusting your intuition. ...

โ€œNever apologize for trusting your intuition. Your brain can play tricks, your heart can be blind, but your gut is always right.โ€ ~ Rachel Wolchin
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I like nonsense, it wakes up th...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living - Dr. Seuss
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Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on t...

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success. ~ Swami Vivekananda
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โ€œSome people without brains do an awful...

โ€œSome people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't you think?โ€ โ€• The Scarecrow, Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Frank Baum
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"Estimated amount of glucose used b...

"Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250" โ€” Harper's Index
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"The human brain starts working the mome...

"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public." โ€” George Jessel
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A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the L...

A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse. โ€“ A Counterblaste to Tobacco โ€“ King James VI of Scotland and I of England.
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โ€œPray for good luck, then diligently set abo...

โ€œPray for good luck, then diligently set about to make it happen.โ€ - I canโ€™t find or remember the source, so perhaps my brain? Or unknown...
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"The human brain starts working the mome...

"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public." - George Jessel
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Make your mind still by controlling the flow of inform...

Make your mind still by controlling the flow of information that reaches your brain. Control of thoughts by ignoring them. Calmness is what you need in the modern world.
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"I believe in an open mind, bu...

"I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains falls out." - Arthur Hays Sulzberger
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Leadership is the ability to ...

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. -Brain Tracy
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"We are all now connected by...

"We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain." -Stephen Hawking
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"Acts of hate rooted in fear is a virus too...

"Acts of hate rooted in fear is a virus too. And it will eat your brains faster than any Talker (Zombie)." - Z Nation, Lt. Roberta Warren
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"The idea is to write it so that people...

"The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart." Maya Angelou
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"The brain is w...

"The brain is wider than the sky." -Emily Dickinson
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The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings...

The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever. - Umberto Eco
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For not many men . . . can love a friend who fortune prospers without envying; and...

For not many men . . . can love a friend who fortune prospers without envying; and about the envious brain cold poison clings and doubles all the pain life brings him. His own woundings he must nurse, and feel anotherโ€™s gladness like a curse. โ€”Aeschylus
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The more you use your brai...

The more you use your brain, the more brain you will have to use. George Amos Dorsey
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"your brain gets s...

"your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb " - Smash mouth
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