Bowling Quotes

"What should I do if I cast a patronus and like fi...

"What should I do if I cast a patronus and like fifty different animals farted out and f*cked the dementor to death? I'm serious. Plz help. :(" ~ jk bowling
📅︎ Apr 21
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"Fry everything you eat in bacon grease and chase every wom...

"Fry everything you eat in bacon grease and chase every woman you see." - 94 year old man celebrating his birthday at a bowling alley. He asked me if I wanted the secret to a long life.
📅︎ Nov 10
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"Smokey, this is n...

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
📅︎ Jul 21
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