Bowl Quotes

β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl fin...

β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years eve"...Leslie Nielsen
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"Being active. Never suffering losses.Being fond of protecting the weak.When studyin...

"Being active. Never suffering losses.Being fond of protecting the weak.When studying,being keen to yawn.At the midnight, being wakeful,wake others to practice kung fu together. When there are more rice being able to eat 5 bowls, 3 dumplings in a meal."-Lu Yi-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he c...

Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he can throw he was a quarterback in college. And he’s thrown a touchdown to Hines Ward in the Super Bowl! - Al Michaels
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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β€œThe only time you look in your...

β€œThe only time you look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough." - Louis C.K.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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"The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is ...

"The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them" - Louis C.K.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Life Is Bowl Of Sorrow,Happines...

Life Is Bowl Of Sorrow,Happiness,Grief,Greed,Kindness & Humanity.Its Upto You What You Choose...
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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"What should I do if I cast a patronus and like fi...

"What should I do if I cast a patronus and like fifty different animals farted out and f*cked the dementor to death? I'm serious. Plz help. :(" ~ jk bowling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoe...

"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit bowl." - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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β€œThe only time you look in your neighbor's bowl is to ma...

β€œThe only time you look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.” - Louis C.K.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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"Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can g...

"Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet in a crowded day - like writing a poem, or saying a prayer." - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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"Fry everything you eat in bacon grease and chase every wom...

"Fry everything you eat in bacon grease and chase every woman you see." - 94 year old man celebrating his birthday at a bowling alley. He asked me if I wanted the secret to a long life.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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When you ask athletes what they want to do after they win gold or the Super Bowl, they say they ...

When you ask athletes what they want to do after they win gold or the Super Bowl, they say they want to go to the happiest place on earth. Running is my happiest place. It's my Disneyland.β€”Gwen Jorgensen, Rio Olympic triathlon gold medal winner, on why she's running the NYC Marathon November 6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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"Growing up isn't missing the ...

"Growing up isn't missing the bowl less; it's having to clean up afterwards." - Sigurd Lindh, 2016
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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"Smokey, this is n...

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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Never look into your neighb...

Never look into your neighbor bowl unless it is to check that they have enough. Louis CK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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"I've never done anything that I didn't have to turn around and s...

"I've never done anything that I didn't have to turn around and say 'thank-you' to somebody else." -Terry Bradshaw, former American football quarterback, Hall of Famer, and four time Super Bowl champion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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"Moveable print, the pyramids at...

"Moveable print, the pyramids at Giza, and the Super Bowl. Not necessarily in that order."-S.T. Colbert
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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I don’t know myself extraordinarily well but I can tell you a few things. I’m no...

I don’t know myself extraordinarily well but I can tell you a few things. I’m not interested in dress code requirements. I prefer a bowl of rice to a gourmet meal. I like my hair messed up and I don’t mind feeling misplaced or looked at sideways.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"The only time you look in yo...

"The only time you look in your neighbor’s bowl is to make sure they have enough." β€” Louis C.K.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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"Bring me a bowl of cof...

"Bring me a bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat!" -Johann Sebastian Bach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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"A table, a chair, a bowl of fru...

"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?" Albert Einstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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fighting fish in a bowl will attack its own reflection not knowing th...

fighting fish in a bowl will attack its own reflection not knowing that it's looking at itself, my inner struggle is harder to describe though, I can be my own worst enemy "Akon - Freedom Episode 1 - Fighting Fish"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Life is like a bowl o...

Life is like a bowl of rice. I don't know why, but it just sounds nice.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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"You can't ride...

"You can't ride home on a bowl of goat." - Ron White
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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