Bottle Quotes

I kept it all bottled up. Then, what should have been tiny drop...

I kept it all bottled up. Then, what should have been tiny drops of rain, poured out like a river. They were inside too long. I kept them hidden, so no one would know. And I nearly drowned myself.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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β€œDespite how many times it has bee...

β€œDespite how many times it has been emptied, the purpose of a bottle is to be filled.” - wide-eyed PhD student
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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"Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to...

"Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles." ~Bob (Drugstore Cowboy)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize...

"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!" β€” Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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"Wine is bottle...

"Wine is bottled poetry. " - Robert Louis Stevenson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the ...

You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend. Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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β€œSometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (anothe...

β€œSometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)... There are just some kind of men who - who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” ― Harper Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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β€œNever delay kissing a pre...

β€œNever delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup it beco...

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle. You put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend." - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfacti...

"Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer." - Tom Robbins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize...

"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!" β€” Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless β€” like water. Now you put water in a cup, it b...

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless β€” like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend" - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Never delay kissing a pret...

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey. - Ernest Hemingway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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I looked to the bottl...

I looked to the bottle to see inside, but the pen was more transparent.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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β€œYou must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the c...

β€œYou must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.” β€” Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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"Sometimes the Bible in the hand of...

"Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hand of another." -Harper Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Advil has a candy coating. It is delicious. On th...

Advil has a candy coating. It is delicious. On the bottle, it says do not have more than two. Well, then don’t put a candy coating on it. β€” Mitch Hedberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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β€œYou must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the c...

β€œYou must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.” - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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"I'd rather have a bottl...

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - Tom Waits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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I'd rather have a bott...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.β€”anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Some people can live their lives...

Some people can live their lives inside these bottles, and before they know it they're empty. - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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β€œTo a drinker the sensation is real and pure and ...

β€œTo a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.” ― Caroline Knapp, Drinking: A Love Story
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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"Keep cool, n...

"Keep cool, never freeze."-Bottle of Mayonnaise
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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β€œYou must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the c...

β€œYou must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.” -- Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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β€œHo! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe Ra...

β€œHo! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe Rain may fall, and wind may blow And many miles be still to go But under a tall tree will I lie And let the clouds go sailing by” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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"I'd rather have a bott...

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" - Tom Waits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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I'd rather have a free...

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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"The answers to life's questions...

"The answers to life's questions can't be found in a bottle, unless their at the bottom." - Eric Foreman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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β€œTake it from me, there’s nothing like a job well done. Exc...

β€œTake it from me, there’s nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.” - Hunter S. Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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I'd rather have a bottle ...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -- Dorothy Parker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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"Brave men didn't kill...

"Brave men didn't kill dragons, brave men rode dragons." A bottle of gin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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"Who knew you c...

"Who knew you could bottle the essence of a boner."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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