Boss Quotes

"There's a reason there's neve...

"There's a reason there's never been a song called 'Fuck The Fire Department'." - My boss just now
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β€œBoss makes a dollar, ...

β€œBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time!”
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β€œI’m just β€˜bout that action, b...

β€œI’m just β€˜bout that action, boss...I ain’t never seen no talking win me nothing.” -Marshawn Lynch
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A boss has the ti...

A boss has the title, a leader has the people. -Simon Sinek
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"Accomplishing the impossible mea...

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties." β€” Doug Larson
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β€œHuman beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at com...

β€œHuman beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.” β€” Peter Gibbons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at comput...

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements! β€”Peter Gibbons, Office Space
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β€œIf the rest of your brain were conscious, ...

β€œIf the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert” ― Peter Watts, Blindsight
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"Success isn't owned...

"Success isn't owned. It is leased, and rent is due everyday" - Boss
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β€œThe truth is that stress doesn’t come from your boss, your kids, you...

β€œThe truth is that stress doesn’t come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It comes from your thoughts about these circumstances.” ― Andrew J. Bernstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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" If you think your tea...

" If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss " - Bill Gates
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Hello, I am looking for a quote to put on a wooden plaqu...

Hello, I am looking for a quote to put on a wooden plaque, this will be gifted to my boss who was just diagnosed with cancer is getting married next week. Thank you in advance.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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By working faithfully 8 hours a day yo...

By working faithfully 8 hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss where you can work 12 hours a day. - Robert Frost
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"There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fi...

"There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else." -Sam Walton
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If you think your teacher is to...

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates
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In my house I'm the bos...

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." - Woody Allen
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The credit goes to my boss's boss's boss who ...

The credit goes to my boss's boss's boss who none of us have ever met and never will. Credit travels up. Blame travels down. --Dilbert's boss
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"I don't g...

"I don't give a damn." -a former boss
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"Shared laughter creates a bond of friendships. When people laugh ...

"Shared laughter creates a bond of friendships. When people laugh together, they cease to be young and old, teacher and pupils, worker and boss. They become a single group of human beings." - W. Lee Grant
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"IN THE END, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE WHETHER YOU’...

"IN THE END, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE WHETHER YOU’RE GOING TO LIVE AS A SOLDIER, OR JUST ANOTHER MAN WITH A GUN." - The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3)
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"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS...

"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LUCK ON THE BATTLEFIELD." - The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3)
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"I would rather be a ser...

"I would rather be a servant for a smart boss than be a boss of a dumb servant"
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β€œAn honest politician is one who, when he is bo...

β€œAn honest politician is one who, when he is bought, stays bought.” -- Simon Cameron (Pennsylvania’s powerful political boss of the mid-19th Century)
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"By working faithfully eight hour...

"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve." ~Robert Frost
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When you start to see too ...

When you start to see too many sycophants around your boss, it is time to quit the job
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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I you want to judge a person righ...

I you want to judge a person right then you need to ask yourself: Would you like to have him as your boss?
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"If you had a manager that talked to you the way you talked to you, you'd quit. If you had ...

"If you had a manager that talked to you the way you talked to you, you'd quit. If you had a boss that wasted as much as your time as you do, they'd fire her. If an organization developed its employees as poorly as you are developing yourself, it would soon go under." - Seth Godin
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"A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerf...

"A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude."
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The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the h...

The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy. -- Woodrow Wilson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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"The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, y...

"The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It comes from your thoughts about these circumstances.” -Andrew Bernstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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The trick is to work with focus and then rest. Start again with focus and then rest. K...

The trick is to work with focus and then rest. Start again with focus and then rest. Kick ass until your email is empty and then don’t look at it again for 24 hours. Be the best employee your boss has ever seen and then take a week vacation and turn off your phone.
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"On this day in 1876, Thomas A. Watson became ...

"On this day in 1876, Thomas A. Watson became the first person to have an afternoon ruined by a phone call from the boss." - Tim Siedell, 3/10/02
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"You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? Y...

"You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? It's like, 'Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.'" - Chris Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when...

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? It's like, "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law." - Chris Rock
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"Never go anywher...

"Never go anywhere with an empty truck" -My brother's boss
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"So, Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a bi...

"So, Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas, back here in Scranton, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So, who is the real boss, the dog or a fish?" - Michael Scott
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No trouble no fuss, .. I know why...

No trouble no fuss, .. I know why. It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice. -Bradley Nowell "Boss DJ
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"There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang is blind to. It has ...

"There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang is blind to. It has its "finger men" to point out enemies, its "muscle men" to destroy enemies, its "brain men" to plan war preparations, and a "Big Boss" Super-Nationalistic-Capitalism." -Smedley Butler
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