Booty Quotes

"In the Netherlands, the prosti...

"In the Netherlands, the prostitutes and weed aren't for us. They're for you!" - /u/PM_ME_YOW_BOOTY
📅︎ May 28
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"After The Recent "U.F.O." Sigh...

"After The Recent "U.F.O." Sightings I Find It Logical To Announce My Dibs On The First Alien Booty"
📅︎ Nov 09
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Skinny jeans don't mea...

Skinny jeans don't mean your ass shoot, it means your booty claps. - Ortiz
📅︎ Aug 29
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As my father told me, There are only three useless thi...

As my father told me, There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise." - Bequeath_Thine_Booty
📅︎ Apr 16
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"Booty is in the ...

"Booty is in the hand of the buttholder." -my friend Harry
📅︎ Sep 07
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