Bo burnham Quotes

“But the issue is — and it'll be an issue I think for a lot of young creative people — ... [that...

“But the issue is — and it'll be an issue I think for a lot of young creative people — ... [that] the first stuff I wrote is out there for everybody to see. So I just hope on my own behalf and other people's behalf we're still allowed to think out loud and fail publicly and grow.” ~ Bo Burnham
📅︎ Mar 15
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“You argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindu...

“You argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night over what they think is true, but no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.” - Bo Burnham, 'From God's Perspective'
📅︎ Jan 31
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“Shyness isn’t cowering in the corner and not wanting to...

“Shyness isn’t cowering in the corner and not wanting to speak. Shyness is wanting to speak in every moment, and not being able to. That’s what anxiety is, too.” - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Feb 18
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"Once a week, I like to slip into a deep ...

"Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth." - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Jan 08
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"I'm grateful for every s...

"I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make." -Bo Burnham
📅︎ Nov 02
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“If you can live your li...

“If you can live your life without an audience, you should do it” - Bo burnham
📅︎ Oct 01
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"Quotes are for dumb people who...

"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own"- Bo Burnham
📅︎ May 10
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"My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fe...

"My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fetish: she used to like to dress up as herself And act like a fucking bitch all the time." - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Feb 28
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"You gotta just take a deep breath... and give...

"You gotta just take a deep breath... and give up. The system is rigged against you! Your hard work and talent will never pay off." - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Jan 01
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"If life is an ocean than I a...

"If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish, A fish that's drowning" - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Jul 18
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"I don't want to get political...

"I don't want to get political because I only know my ideas of other people's ideas." -Bo Burnham
📅︎ Dec 11
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, ...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, where she used to dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time. - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Dec 13
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"Social media, it's just the market...

"Social media, it's just the market's answer to a generation that demanded to perform." - Make Happy, Bo Burnham
📅︎ Feb 11
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"If Jesus can walk...

"If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim in land?" -Bo Burnham
📅︎ Jan 07
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"Why is it called dry ...

"Why is it called dry humping if I always need a towel after?"-Bo Burnham
📅︎ Nov 26
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"I love you just the way you are but you don't see ...

"I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you." -Bo Burnham
📅︎ Mar 08
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"Me, with my strange choice of adje...

"Me, with my strange choice of adjectives. And you, with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina." - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Nov 25
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"90 lady cops on the...

"90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80"-Bo Burnham
📅︎ Nov 26
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