Bitch Quotes

"It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as...

"It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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β€œShe looked like an angel, and maybe she was. But she had her bad ...

β€œShe looked like an angel, and maybe she was. But she had her bad side too. She was a lover, and a bitch. She wore both extremely well. But, the devil was an angel too. Dirty wings didn’t scare her at all.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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"If you have chemistry, you only need...

"If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing. Timing.....But timings a bitch." Robin, How I Met Your Mother.
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"Americans always, prea...

"Americans always, preach, preach, preach, like a little bitch" - Ronyl Leo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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"Why do they have us all wo...

"Why do they have us all working 9-5? Because 9-6 might kill a bitch." - Dave Chappelle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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"Better to be a good pers...

"Better to be a good person using bad language, than a quiet well-mannered bitch."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Karma is a ...

Karma is a bitch only if you ain't rich!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, ok, ...

Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, ok, but she's family. So that makes her our bitch. β€”Andrew Van De Kamp, Desperate Housewives
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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I'm sorry for being.....

I'm sorry for being... a bitch. It's just kind of been a rough forever.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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"The worst thing a son of a bi...

"The worst thing a son of a bitch can do is turn you into a son of a bitch." ~ Frank Oppenheimer
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"life's a b...

"life's a bitch, but it's my bitch." - TS
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β€œBitch, if pornography didn’t exist, the world would be in f...

β€œBitch, if pornography didn’t exist, the world would be in flames right now. We would have lost the ozone layer 20 years ago. Pornography saved humanity, can’t ban that shit.” -Penguinz0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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"My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fe...

"My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fetish: she used to like to dress up as herself And act like a fucking bitch all the time." - Bo Burnham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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"God is not a granter ...

"God is not a granter of wishes. God is a ruthless bitch." -Cheryl Strayed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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"This is my own private domicil...

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!" - Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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If life is ...

If life is a bitch, make it your bitch.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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β€œA man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breat...

β€œA man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit.” -General George S. Patton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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20 years from now men will...

20 years from now men will learn that the women empowerment was bitching empowerment.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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"From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to gra...

"From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, β€˜Look at that, you son of a bitch.'” - Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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"Hey Hef, how do you get so many...

"Hey Hef, how do you get so many bitches?" "Well, for starters, I don't call them bitches" - Hugh Hefner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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"Hef, how do you get so many bi...

"Hef, how do you get so many bitches?" "Well, for starters I don't call them bitches" - Hugh Hefner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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"I love bad bitches, that's my fuck...

"I love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem. And, yes, I like to fuck. I've got a fucking problem." -- 2Chainz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Everyone hates th...

Everyone hates the bitches, but someone needs to feed them.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, ...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, where she used to dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time. - Bo Burnham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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"Mr. Harris said that someone who seeks revenge should dig two graves, one fo...

"Mr. Harris said that someone who seeks revenge should dig two graves, one for his victim and one for himself. Unless I end up cutting that bitch in half, I won't be needing that second hole." - "A Dish Best Served," J. Richard Singleton
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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"Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful ...

"Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy." -Aesop Rock
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"You bitch!", "A female dog?...

"You bitch!", "A female dog? The thing that makes puppies? Nice compliment" --Kimmy Schmidt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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"We Zig when y...

"We Zig when you Zag, bitches." ― Craig Ferguson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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"Karma is only...

"Karma is only a Bitch when you are." -My grandma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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"I didn't hit a wo...

"I didn't hit a woman, I hit a bitch", a pimp named slickback
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Some people...

Some people really put the itch in bitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Life is a b...

Life is a bitch, so be a pimp. -Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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"Life's a bitch, ...

"Life's a bitch, so you might as well make it your bitch."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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"When life knocks you down, calmly...

"When life knocks you down, calmly get up, smile, and say 'You hit like a bitch'" - Miguel Torres, MMA fighter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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"Now we are all sons of bitches."...

"Now we are all sons of bitches." -J. Robert Oppenheimer (after witnessing a successful nuclear bomb test)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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"Can a bitch...

"Can a bitch get a donut?" - Kevin Roberts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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"Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a p...

"Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of here." -James Van Der Beek (Don't trust the bitch in apt 23)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think...

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies. - Bette Davis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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"Life is like a wave, there's no point in tr...

"Life is like a wave, there's no point in trying to make it something else, it won't happen. As humans, we are inherently nature's bitch."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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Where did the quote...

Where did the quote "life's a bitch and then you die" come from?
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"I got 99 problems, ...

"I got 99 problems, and you ain't gonna make it to 100, bitch." -me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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β€œThat’s not opinion. That’s science....

β€œThat’s not opinion. That’s science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on.” β€”Vince Masuka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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We all just bitches trying to ...

We all just bitches trying to get a piece of the pie, some bitches just fatter than others~Lil B
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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"Money is a bitch who never sleeps, an...

"Money is a bitch who never sleeps, and if you don't keep an eye on her, then you wake up in the morning and she's gone."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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"I'm famous. A...

"I'm famous. Ain't that a bitch?" - Thelonious M.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Life's a bit...

Life's a bitch, prepare for a happy ending!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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