Bill watterson Quotes

You know whatโ€™s weird? Day by day nothing ...

You know whatโ€™s weird? Day by day nothing seems to change, but pretty soon everything is different -Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
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โ€œKnow whatโ€™s weird? Day by day, noth...

โ€œKnow whatโ€™s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everythingโ€™s different.โ€ - Bill Watterson.
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"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they...

"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day." --Bill Watterson
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"Reality contin...

"Reality continues to ruin my life." โ€” Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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"To invent your own life's meaning is not e...

"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble." --Bill Watterson
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โ€œYou canโ€™t just turn on creativity like a fa...

โ€œYou canโ€™t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.โ€ โ€” Bill Watterson
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"Leave it to a girl to t...

"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." โ€” Bill Watterson
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โ€œThat's the whole problem with science. You'...

โ€œThat's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.โ€โ€•Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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"People who get nostalgic ab...

"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children." โ€” Bill Watterson
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โ€œSelling out is usually more a matter of buying in. ...

โ€œSelling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and youโ€™re really buying into someone elseโ€™s system of values, rules, and rewards.โ€ - Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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โ€œSometimes I think the surest sign that intellig...

โ€œSometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.โ€ - Bill Watterson
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โ€œWeโ€™re so busy watching out for whatโ€™...

โ€œWeโ€™re so busy watching out for whatโ€™s just ahead of us that we donโ€™t take time to enjoy where we are.โ€ โ€•Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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"If people looked at the stars each night, they'd live a lot dif...

"If people looked at the stars each night, they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day." - Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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โ€œReality continu...

โ€œReality continues to ruin my life.โ€ โ€• Bill Watterson.
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โ€œReality continu...

โ€œReality continues to ruin my life.โ€ โ€• Bill Watterson.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 27
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โ€œIf good things lasted forever, would we appr...

โ€œIf good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?โ€ - Hobbes, from the comic book Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson.
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"Weekends don't count unless y...

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless" Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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"If good things lasted forev...

"If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?" - Bill Watterson
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โ€œReality continues to ruin...

โ€œReality continues to ruin my life.โ€ โ€• Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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If people sat outside and looked at...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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"It's not denial. I'm ju...

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."-Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up ...

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice." - Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 29
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Truth is, most of us disc...

Truth is, most of us discover where we are heading when we arrive. - Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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"I didn't even know he existed a few days ago and now he's gone forever. It's like ...

"I didn't even know he existed a few days ago and now he's gone forever. It's like I found him for no reason. I had to say goodbye as soon as I said hello. Still... In a sad, awful, terrible way, I'm happy I met him." -Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 23
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I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours...

I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialog! - Calvin - Bill Watterson - Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 21
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โ€œKnow what's weird? Day by day, noth...

โ€œKnow what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.โ€ -Bill Watterson
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It seems like once people...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. ~ Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothi...

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon... Everything is Different. -Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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"They say the world is a stage. But obviously t...

"They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines." - Calvin and Hobbes, by Bill Watterson.
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If you can't control your pean...

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. - Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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"I wonder why we think faster tha...

"I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice." ~ Bill Watterson (as Calvin)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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"I don't know which is worse...that everyo...

"I don't know which is worse...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low" - Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 20
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Know what's weird? Day by day, noth...

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different. - Bill Watterson
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"Repetition is ...

"Repetition is the death of magic" -- Bill Watterson
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"A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. So...

"A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic." -Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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"Reality contin...

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 22
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"The truth is, most of us d...

"The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive." - Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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"You know what's weird? Day by day, no...

"You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different." - Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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"I think one can always tell when an artist i...

"I think one can always tell when an artist is engaged and having a good time: the energy and life comes through in the work." - Bill Watterson
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"Years from now, when I'm successful and...

"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature too gloat." โ€” Bill Watterson
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