Bill Quotes

โ€œSuccess is a lousy teacher. I...

โ€œSuccess is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they canโ€™t lose.โ€ -Bill Gates
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โ€œPeople say suicide is selfish. I think itโ€™s selfish to ask...

โ€œPeople say suicide is selfish. I think itโ€™s selfish to ask people to continue living painful and miserable lives, just so you possibly wonโ€™t feel sad for a week or two.โ€ โ€”Bill Zeller
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 05
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โ€œProcrastination is like a credi...

โ€œProcrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.โ€ ~ Christopher Parker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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"The worst pandemic in modern history was the Spanish flu of ...

"The worst pandemic in modern history was the Spanish flu of 1918, which killed tens of millions of people. Today, with how interconnected the world is, it would spread faster." -Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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"An optimist stays up to see the Ne...

"An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves." โ€” Bill Vaughan
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I choose a lazy person to do a ha...

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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"Life is not f...

"Life is not fair โ€” get used to it!" - Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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You know whatโ€™s weird? Day by day nothing ...

You know whatโ€™s weird? Day by day nothing seems to change, but pretty soon everything is different -Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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"Ambition is the path to suc...

"Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in."- Bill Bradley
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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โ€œKnow whatโ€™s weird? Day by day, noth...

โ€œKnow whatโ€™s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everythingโ€™s different.โ€ - Bill Watterson.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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"Ambition is the path to suc...

"Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in." (Bill Bradley)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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"Hey, don't worry, don't b...

"Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 29
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"Not every story has explosions and ca...

"Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage." โ€” Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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"About the most originality that any w...

"About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment." โ€” Josh Billings
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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I am a misanthropic humanis...

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY. ...Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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โ€œEveryone you will e...

โ€œEveryone you will ever meet knows something you don't.โ€ โ€• Bill Nye
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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Suicide by li...

Suicide by lifestyle takes ages - Bill Bryson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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"Your most unhappy custo...

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning." - Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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"Money won't buy happiness, but it wil...

"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." -- Bill Vaughan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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"An optimist stays up until midnight to s...

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." BILL VAUGHAN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, ...

"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning." โ€” Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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โ€œThe less versatile you are,...

โ€œThe less versatile you are, the better you have to be at what you do well.โ€ -Bill Belichick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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"That is called...

"That is called logic. It will help you." Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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"Success is a lousy teacher. I...

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." - Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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The key point is : you...

The key point is : you've got to enjoy what you do everyday -- Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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โ€œI find it quite ironic that the...

โ€œI find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with itโ€ Bill Murray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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โ€œSuccess is a lousy teacher. I...

โ€œSuccess is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they canโ€™t lose.โ€ - Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they...

"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day." --Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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โ€œI donโ€™t hear her say anything. And I donโ€™t feel her say anyt...

โ€œI donโ€™t hear her say anything. And I donโ€™t feel her say anything, and so I continue, and I go into the area that is somewhere between permission and rejection. I am not stopped.โ€ -Bill Cosby
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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"Reality contin...

"Reality continues to ruin my life." โ€” Bill Watterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.โ€ โ€”Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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If you are living for to...

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind. ...Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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โ€œHire a lazy person to do a...

โ€œHire a lazy person to do a hard job, theyโ€™ll find the easiest way to do itโ€ - Bill Gates
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"The best way to teach your ki...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." โ€” Bill Murray
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โ€œLife is not f...

โ€œLife is not fair โ€” get used to it!โ€ - Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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A doctor gave a man six months to live....

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. ...Henny Youngman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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"When I took office, only high energy physicists ...

"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page." โ€” Bill Clinton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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"Itโ€™s hard to win an argument with a smart ...

"Itโ€™s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but itโ€™s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person" - Bill Murray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 09
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"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than ...

"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity." โ€” Bill Vaughan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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"Most people overestimate what they c...

"Most people overestimate what they can do in one year and underestimate what they can do in ten years." - Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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โ€œThe upshot of all this is that we live in a universe whose age we can't quite compute, surrou...

โ€œThe upshot of all this is that we live in a universe whose age we can't quite compute, surrounded by stars whose distances we don't altogether know, filled with matter we can't identify, operating in conformance with physical laws whose properties we donโ€™t truly understand.โ€ โ€• Bill Bryson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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"Being sexy an...

"Being sexy and traumatized doesn't pay the bills"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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"I'll believe that a corp...

"I'll believe that a corporation is a human when Texas executes one." --Bill Moyers
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"The very first law in advertising is...

"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague." โ€” Bill Cosby
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23
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"We are unable, at certain times, to bring into consciousness with suf...

"We are unable, at certain times, to bring into consciousness with sufficient force the memory of the suffering and humiliation of even a week or a month ago. We are without defense against the first drink." - Bill W
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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The bill al...

The bill always came. -Ernest Hemingway
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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"Not every story has explosions and ca...

"Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage." โ€” Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Never work before breakfast; if yo...

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. - Josh Billings
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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โ€œPatience is a ...

โ€œPatience is a key element of success.โ€ - Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this n...

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months." โ€” Bill Tammeus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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โ€œThere are three stages in scientific discovery. First, ...

โ€œThere are three stages in scientific discovery. First, people deny that it is true, then they deny that it is important; finally they credit the wrong person.โ€ โ€• Bill Bryson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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There is never enough time to...

There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want - Bill (Calvin & Hobbes) Waterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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"....So you and I are made of Star du...

"....So you and I are made of Star dust. You and I are at least in one way the universe knows it's self...." - Bill Nye
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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Thereโ€™s never enough t...

Thereโ€™s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. โ€“Bill Patterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31
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I choose a lazy person to do a ha...

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job.Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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Our doubts are traitors, and make ...

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt. - Bill Shakespeare
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