Bill murray Quotes

β€œI find it quite ironic that the...

β€œI find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it” Bill Murray
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"The best way to teach your ki...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." β€” Bill Murray
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"It’s hard to win an argument with a smart ...

"It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person" - Bill Murray
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β€œThe best way to teach your ki...

β€œThe best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” β€” Bill Murray
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"The more you know who you are, and what you ...

"The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you'll let thing upset you." - Bill Murray in Lost in Translation (2004 - I think)
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I'm suspicious of people who don't...

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Bill Murray
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"The best way to teach your k...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream" - Bill Murray
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I bet giraffes don’...

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. Bill Murray
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Do crabs thi...

Do crabs think we walk sideways? Bill Murray
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"Keep seeing the glass half-full a...

"Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy." - Bill Murray
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Knowledge is like underwear. It...

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Bill Murray
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β€œThe more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better...

β€œThe more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.” ― Bill Murray
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"I don't know the key to success...

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Murray
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Alcohol makes me worse...

Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets. - Bill Murray
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"The best way to teach your k...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream" - Bill Murray
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β€œNo one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is ...

β€œNo one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.” -- Bill Murray
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"The only way we'll ever know what it's like to be you i...

"The only way we'll ever know what it's like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself that's where home is" -Bill Murray
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"I know I'm not saving the world, but something in what I've learned how to do or the stories th...

"I know I'm not saving the world, but something in what I've learned how to do or the stories that I've tried to tell, they're some sort of representation of how life is or how life could be. And that gives some sort of optimism. And an optimistic attitude is a successful attitude." -Bill Murray
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