Bill hicks Quotes

"Hey, don't worry, don't b...

"Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." - Bill Hicks
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I am a misanthropic humanis...

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY. ...Bill Hicks
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"That is called...

"That is called logic. It will help you." Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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If you are living for to...

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind. ...Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.โ€ โ€”Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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โ€œWe all pay for life with ...

โ€œWe all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.โ€ Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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โ€œToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration....

โ€œToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, thereโ€™s no such thing as death, life is only a dream & weโ€™re the imagination of ourselves. Hereโ€™s Tom with the weatherโ€ - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20
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Donโ€™t judge me...

Donโ€™t judge me, youโ€™re not qualified. - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.โ€ -Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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"It is, and has been, and wi...

"It is, and has been, and will forever be, this world of ours, a fucking joke." - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15
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"I don't fit in anywhere, man. I really don't agree w...

"I don't fit in anywhere, man. I really don't agree with anything either. Not even with what I just said so I think you can see the fucking problem here." - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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"People say, โ€œMy phone sucks.โ€ No, it doesnโ€™t!...

"People say, โ€œMy phone sucks.โ€ No, it doesnโ€™t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone."- Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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"i do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole pur...

"i do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet. if you're wondering what i believe our purpose on this planet is, i'll give you a hint... it has to do with creating and sharing." Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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โ€œToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow v...

โ€œToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.โ€โ€• Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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We all pay for life with d...

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Comedy is like a double edged sword, on one ha...

Comedy is like a double edged sword, on one hand no one gives you any flak, because its all a joke. On the other hand its not a joke. -Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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"It's all about money, not freedo...

"It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money." - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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โ€œToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow ...

โ€œToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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"I left in love, in laughter, and in tr...

"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." โ€”Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 01
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There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in. -Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 06
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โ€œWhy is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally ...

โ€œWhy is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesnโ€™t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?โ€ โ€“ Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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You know why our institutions are failing us -- the church,...

You know why our institutions are failing us -- the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um โ€“ they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 12
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"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and whe...

"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." -Bill Hicks, 1994, two weeks before his death
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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" We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions; A world where g...

" We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions; A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart." โ€” Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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"I've had a vision. Even though this is a world where good men are mur...

"I've had a vision. Even though this is a world where good men are murdered in their prime and mediocre hacks thrive and proliferate, I've got to share this with you because I love you, and you feel that." -Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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โ€œThey lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When yo...

โ€œThey lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.โ€ Bill Hicks (xpost from trees)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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We all pay for life with d...

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. -Bill Hicks.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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I left in love, in laughter, and in tr...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. -Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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"I left in love, in laughter, and in tr...

"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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โ€œWe all pay for life with d...

โ€œWe all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.โ€ - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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"I left in love, in laughter, and in tr...

"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 22
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"Eternal suffering await...

"Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love" - Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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