Bill burr Quotes

There's no s...

There's no shirt for your face - Bill Burr
📅︎ Jul 28
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"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, some...

"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, somebody cheats on ya, bankers fuck up your 401k, ya know? Then you come home and that dog's looking at you and he's like, 'Dude, you're awesome!' It's like, 'No dude, YOU are fucking awesome!'" - Bill Burr
📅︎ Mar 23
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"Next time you're thinking outward, look in...

"Next time you're thinking outward, look inward so you can find the real you, and the truth can be sent to the stratosphere" -Bill Burr
📅︎ Mar 28
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"We're all eating a giant s...

"We're all eating a giant shit sandwich out here, nobody cares. I don't care" - Bill Burr
📅︎ Oct 10
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"Getting old is not knowing where the f...

"Getting old is not knowing where the fuck you are, and then it's Christmas again. That's basically what it is." - Bill Burr
📅︎ Feb 26
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"Deny your emotion...

"Deny your emotions and act like you have answers" -Bill Burr
📅︎ Dec 09
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