Bikini Quotes

"Statistics are like a bikini, t...

"Statistics are like a bikini, they show you a lot, but they don't show you everything." Lou Pinniella
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A bikini is like a barbed wire fe...

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view..... Joey Adams
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on...

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it." - Garrison Keillor
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"Statistics are like bikinis...

"Statistics are like bikinis: What they show is important, but what they conceal is vital."
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"Their bikinis look like underp...

"Their bikinis look like underpants."β€”Ipanema Beach paddleboard rental vendor on tourists' swimsuits
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol o...

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - there's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it" Garrison Keillor
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