Bible Quotes

Properly read, the Bible is the ...

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ - Isaac asimov.
📅︎ Feb 22
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"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and...

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." — G. K. Chesterton
📅︎ Mar 12
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The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it des...

The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.” ― Robert Anton Wilson
📅︎ Dec 02
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"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bibl...

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam." —George Carlin
📅︎ Jan 29
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“Politicians usually hide behi...

“Politicians usually hide behind three things: the flag, the Bible, and children.” – George Carlin
📅︎ Sep 25
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‘He who loves to sleep and the foldi...

‘He who loves to sleep and the folding of hands, poverty will set upon you like a thief in the night.’ - The Bible
📅︎ Dec 15
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"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and...

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." — G. K. Chesterton
📅︎ Sep 19
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"Properly read, the Bible is...

"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever created" - Isaac Asimov
📅︎ Mar 31
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"The Bible may, indeed does, contain a warrant for trafficking in humans, for ethnic cleans...

"The Bible may, indeed does, contain a warrant for trafficking in humans, for ethnic cleansing, for slavery, for bride-price, and for indiscriminate massacre, but we are not bound by any of it because it was put together by crude, uncultured human mammals." -- Christopher Hitchens
📅︎ Apr 20
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (anothe...

“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)... There are just some kind of men who - who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” ― Harper Lee
📅︎ Mar 18
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"Both read the Bible day and...

"Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read black where I read white." -William Blake
📅︎ Jul 30
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"No man ever believes that the Bible...

"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says, he is always convinced it says what he means." -G.B. Shaw
📅︎ Nov 25
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Both read the same Bible, and pray ...

Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes His aid against the other -- Abraham Lincoln
📅︎ Mar 24
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"you can find all kinds of contradictions in the bible, you can find anything you want in the bi...

"you can find all kinds of contradictions in the bible, you can find anything you want in the bible, but you shouldn't take it literally. If the Bible makes people behave better, fine. But if it makes people less understanding of their fellow man, then something is wrong. " - Abigail van Buren
📅︎ Apr 26
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The bible is the original comic book: fake stories to please rabid, viole...

The bible is the original comic book: fake stories to please rabid, violent fans. And if you get it wrong they’ll kill you at one of their conventions - Jerry Wallach (Bill Hader’s character in an episode of Documentary Now!)
📅︎ Jun 20
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“To stay away from Christianity because part of the...

“To stay away from Christianity because part of the Bible is offensive to you, assumes if there is a God, He wouldn’t have any views that upset you” — Tim Keller
📅︎ Apr 24
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“The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product ...

“The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish." - Albert Einstein
📅︎ Oct 04
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"The bible has no place for tyra...

"The bible has no place for tyrannical anthropocentrism unconcerned for other creatures" -Pope Francis
📅︎ Feb 12
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"God created man in his own image says th...

"God created man in his own image says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs." - G. C. Lichtenberg
📅︎ Nov 25
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"Out of 100 men, one will rea...

"Out of 100 men, one will read the Bible, the other 99 will read the Christian." - D.L. Moody
📅︎ Mar 12
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"Country music is like the Bible, the...

"Country music is like the Bible, there are 1000 different versions and you pick whatever adheres to your tastes." -Me
📅︎ Dec 28
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“Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the wor...

“Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
📅︎ Dec 28
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Alcohol may be man's worst ...

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy but the Bible says to love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
📅︎ Jun 20
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"I’m not saying you have to read the bible religiously, but if you’r...

"I’m not saying you have to read the bible religiously, but if you’re going to use it to tell other people who to vote for, who to kill, who they can marry and where they can crap, you probably do." - Bill Maher
📅︎ Apr 06
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“When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we ...

“When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said "Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When we opened them, we had the Bible and they had the land.” -Desmond Tutu
📅︎ Nov 16
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"When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we ...

"When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land." - Desmond Tutu
📅︎ Sep 04
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"Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things ...

"Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." - The Bible (KJV).
📅︎ Mar 04
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"Fake news have been around for a ...

"Fake news have been around for a long time, just look at the Bible" - Yuval Harari (writer of Homo Sapiens)
📅︎ Feb 22
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"Sometimes the Bible in the hand of...

"Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hand of another." -Harper Lee
📅︎ Mar 25
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"Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation...

"Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer." - The Bible (KJV).
📅︎ Mar 04
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"Alcohol may be man's worst...

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra
📅︎ Aug 05
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"States rights are like bible ...

"States rights are like bible verses - you only use the ones you like and ignore the rest." - anon
📅︎ Feb 26
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“Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the wor...

“Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
📅︎ Nov 22
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"There's something in the Bible about falling sparrows," K...

"There's something in the Bible about falling sparrows," Kevin said. "About his eye being on them. That's what's wrong with God; he only has one eye." - from Valis by Philp K. Dick
📅︎ Sep 21
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The mouth if the foo...

The mouth if the fool brings his face to a beating - The Holy Bible
📅︎ Dec 19
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"Alcohol may be man's worst...

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemies." - Frank Sinatra
📅︎ Nov 05
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"...to read the Bible without horror, we must ...

"...to read the Bible without horror, we must undo every thing that is tender, sympathising, and benevolent in the heart of man." - Thomas Paine
📅︎ Oct 20
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"The bible has a humble and n...

"The bible has a humble and noble way of life and good morals, but upwards of a thousand lies."
📅︎ Oct 10
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"I always say -- but in private -- that the Gree...

"I always say -- but in private -- that the Greeks and the Bible are all that is serious in humanity. Everything else is dancing." -- Emmanuel Levinas
📅︎ Oct 20
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Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the wor...

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
📅︎ Jun 04
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Alcohol may be man’s worst...

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra
📅︎ Dec 28
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"I hope that you have re-read the Constitution of the U...

"I hope that you have re-read the Constitution of the United States in these past few weeks. Like the bible, it ought to be read again and again." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
📅︎ Apr 01
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"When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we ...

"When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said "Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land." - Desmond Tutu
📅︎ Aug 20
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"Alcohol may be man's worst ...

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy." -Frank Sinatra
📅︎ Dec 24
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“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and...

“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.” ― G.K. Chesterton
📅︎ Aug 21
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"God has the bibl...

"God has the bible, and the Devil has contracts." -Unknown
📅︎ Nov 15
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Knowledge is p...

Knowledge is pitiless.- The Orange Catholic Bible
📅︎ Sep 26
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"She has been kissed as often as a ...

"She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people." ~ Robertson Davies
📅︎ Jan 31
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"The same goes for Bible thumpers, cons...

"The same goes for Bible thumpers, conspiracy theorists, and grocery shoppers; They'll see the signs they want to see." - Me
📅︎ Jun 09
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«When the Missionaries arrived, the Africans had the land and the Miss...

«When the Missionaries arrived, the Africans had the land and the Missionaries had the Bible. They taught how to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, they had the land and we had the Bible.» Jomo Kenyatta
📅︎ Jan 24
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"...and these pious [priests], like their predecessors, contend and wrangle, and understand...

"...and these pious [priests], like their predecessors, contend and wrangle, and understand the Bible; each understands it differently, but each understands it best; and they have agreed in nothing but in telling their readers that Thomas Paine understands it not." -Thomas Paine
📅︎ Apr 23
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"Some people say 'I'm gonna wipe my ass with the Bib...

"Some people say 'I'm gonna wipe my ass with the Bible'. I would never bother, because you can't use a piece of shit to wipe shit off of your ass." -Terroja Kincaid
📅︎ Apr 09
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"The Bible is a docu...

"The Bible is a document written by God and revised by Man." - Me
📅︎ Sep 22
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"I'm looking for loopholes....

"I'm looking for loopholes." - W.C. Fields, thumbing through the Bible on his death bed
📅︎ Sep 02
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"Scientists say Hurricane Sandy likely linked to reco...

"Scientists say Hurricane Sandy likely linked to record Arctic Sea [ice] loss this year but fuck them they're just scientists. What does the bible say?" - Bill Maher
📅︎ Nov 01
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The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it des...

The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization. ~ Robert Anton Wilson
📅︎ Sep 12
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