Beverage Quotes

I think you're just obligated to ma...

I think you're just obligated to make a beverage out of anything that life gives you. --- /u/mymiddlenameswyatt
📅︎ Mar 07
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"Warning labels on alcoholic beverages are to...

"Warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. I suggest: Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was." -George Carlin
📅︎ Dec 09
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