Belt Quotes

I elongated my lift home, Yeah I let him go the...

I elongated my lift home, Yeah I let him go the long way round. I smelt your scent on the seat belt And kept my shortcuts to myself… -Arctic Monkeys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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"Tupac was one of the bigg...

"Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he always wore his seat belt" Ice Cube
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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"Stop smiling at me like tha...

"Stop smiling at me like that when we're talking about chastity belts" -someone's girlfriend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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"I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you c...

"I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something. Say, instead, that you are doing it. Then fasten your seat belt. The most remarkable things follow." – Julia Cameron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops h...

"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?" - Mitch Hedberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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β€œHow can you trust a man who wears both a bel...

β€œHow can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants.” - Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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"Cheer up, your job isn't just some conveyor belt process. W...

"Cheer up, your job isn't just some conveyor belt process. We're all valuable cogs in this massive wheel known as society. And each of us is an irreplaceable part of the world." - Gintama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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"For me, when you're disabled, the two things people think you c...

"For me, when you're disabled, the two things people think you can't do are fight and have sex. So I got a black belt, and I'm really good at shagging."-Mat Fraser of American Horror Story Freakshow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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