Quote 1: "The best thing about free speech is that ...
Quote 1: "The best thing about free speech is that it usually comes with beer." -- me Quote 2: "Free speech isn't free, it takes a BAC of at least 0.08." -- me
I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should ha...
I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should have gone to prison. I definitely deserved to go to prison. But I did 30 days in jail and got laid and drank beer, because that's the power of cash. That's fucked up. -Vince Neil
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of manki...
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” ― Dave Barry
"This beer is good. This beer is cold. This beer is good and cold. How muc...
"This beer is good. This beer is cold. This beer is good and cold. How much beer is left? I hope we dont run out of beer.I'm gonna go get more beer, just in case. Hey everybody, Beer Run!!" ~Everyone at drunken party, circa 1995
"Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfacti...
"Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer." - Tom Robbins
"WE ARE HERE TA' DRINK YOUR BEER, AND STEAL YOUR R...
"WE ARE HERE TA' DRINK YOUR BEER, AND STEAL YOUR RUM AT THE POINT OF A GUN. YOUR ALCOHOL, TA' US WILL FALL, 'CAUSE WE ARE HERE TO DRINK YOUR BEER" -Alestorm
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoeve...
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” ― Martin Luther
"We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. W...
"We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airl...
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline--it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." -Frank Zappa
"I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educ...
"I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”
― Charles Bukowski
"There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer shit - I mean after drinking twenty or t...
"There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer shit - I mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five beers the night before. The odor of a beer shit like that spread all around and stayed for a good hour-and-a-half. It made you realize that you were really alive.” —Charles Bukowski
"I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church,state,and our educati...
"I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church,state,and our education system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski 1920-1994
"Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where bea...
"Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen." Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber
It is not the machine that uses us. Man is not de-humanised by good tools th...
It is not the machine that uses us. Man is not de-humanised by good tools that are the inventions of his own brain. Inhumanity arrives in a place such as this only when power is wrongly placed, and people are exploited. -Stafford Beer
"In my opinion, most of the great men of the past ...
"In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power." A. J. P. Taylor
"Not all chemicals are bad. - Without chemicals such a...
"Not all chemicals are bad. - Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry
"A good beer should have a nice body, taste good on your...
"A good beer should have a nice body, taste good on your lips, and go down easy. The same goes for a good woman too." - Robert Tanney (My grandpa shortly before he passed away)
"Grant me the stubbornness to change what I can, the lazine...
"Grant me the stubbornness to change what I can, the laziness to accept what I cannot, and enough beer to sit around and endlessly discuss the difference between the two." - Dick Dunn
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as...
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-dr...
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science. ― Yann Martel
My life perspective has been changed: Instead of assumin...
My life perspective has been changed: Instead of assuming I'm a brain in a vat, I now believe I'm a brain in a beer vat. My confusion makes much more sense. - Norton Mansfield
We're nearing the end of 2014 and I almost died t...
We're nearing the end of 2014 and I almost died this year. If i have another beer I'll probably have a headache tomorrow, but I think I can live with that.