Beef Quotes

"Mustard's no g...

"Mustard's no good without roast beef." β€” Chico Marx
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"I've seen better sides...

"I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine" - Dell Conagher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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"When the man wants to be gods, and gawds wants...

"When the man wants to be gods, and gawds wants to animals, it is the beef ant who suffers. And that's why antelope furry lion army." ~ Elder Wisdom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of che...

"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!" Ebenezer Scrooge to the ghost of Jacob Marley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Think you're getting Kobe steak when you order the $350 "Kobe steak" off the menu a...

Think you're getting Kobe steak when you order the $350 "Kobe steak" off the menu at Old Homestead [in NYC]? Nope β€” Japan sells its rare Kobe beef to just three restaurants in the United States, and 212 Steakhouse is the only one in New York.β€”Larry Olmstead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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"It's never too early to start...

"It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary." - The Most Interesting Man in the World
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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