Bed Quotes

"One of the secrets of a long and fruitful...

"One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before going to bed." ( Bernard Baruch)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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"If you think you are too small to ...

"If you think you are too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room."- Anita Roddick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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โ€œSometimes, all you can do is lie...

โ€œSometimes, all you can do is lie in bed, and hope to fall asleep before you fall apartโ€ -William C. Hannan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Set goals that wil...

Set goals that will make you jump out of bed in the morning๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 29
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A mom and dad found an S&M magazine unde...

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him....Dana Carvey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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โ€œThere is something magical about the early morning. Itโ€™s a time w...

โ€œThere is something magical about the early morning. Itโ€™s a time when the world belongs to only those few who are awake. And we walk around like kings while others remain unseen in their beds.โ€ โ€”Shawn Blanc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 28
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โ€œSometimes, all you can do is lie...

โ€œSometimes, all you can do is lie in bed, and hope to fall asleep before you fall apartโ€ โ€” Leonardo DaVinci
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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โ€œSometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you thi...

โ€œSometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, Iโ€™m not going to make it, but you laugh inside โ€“ remembering all the times youโ€™ve felt that way." ... Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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"Ignoring you feels lik...

"Ignoring you feels like going to bed without falling to sleep." Jestoni B.G.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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โ€œI kinda just wake up, roll out of be...

โ€œI kinda just wake up, roll out of bed and if I got anything to do, Iโ€™ll shower. If I donโ€™t, why shower?โ€ ~ Mac Demarco
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. He'd say to m...

When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. He'd say to me, "Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on earth. Will you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you better start getting square"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Early to rise and early t...

Early to rise and early to bed make a man healthy but socially dead. - Yakko Warner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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โ€œYou've got to get up every morning w...

โ€œYou've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.โ€ George Lorimer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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I hate housework! You make the beds, yo...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ....Joan Rivers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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"Teach me to live so that I...

"Teach me to live so that I may dread the grave as little as my bed." ~ Thomas Ken (1692)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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"Sometimes, in the morning, I choose to sta...

"Sometimes, in the morning, I choose to stay in bed and fall back to sleep because my dreams are much more interesting than real life."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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"If you think you are too small to ...

"If you think you are too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room." โ€” Anita Roddick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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โ€œI was laying in bed one night and I thought Iโ€™ll just quit. To hell with it. And another little...

โ€œI was laying in bed one night and I thought Iโ€™ll just quit. To hell with it. And another little voice inside me said โ€œDonโ€™t quit. Save that tiny little ember of spark. And never give them that spark because as long as you have that spark, you can start the greatest fire again.โ€-Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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"We stopped looking for monsters un...

"We stopped looking for monsters under our beds when we realized the monsters were inside of us" -Charles Darwin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 10
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โ€œStaying in...

โ€œStaying in bed is a slippery slope.โ€ -Me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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โ€œFrankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sl...

โ€œFrankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnโ€™t have you by the throat.โ€ Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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"We look for the marriage bed In the babyโ€™s cradle;...

"We look for the marriage bed In the babyโ€™s cradle; we look for the grave in the bed; Not living But rising dead" from the poem rising five ,by norman nicoholson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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"A man is a success if he gets up in the ...

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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Life's a puzzle, the piece...

Life's a puzzle, the pieces you need can even come from under the bed. You never know
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15
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The Doctor: Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has night...

The Doctor: Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares; even big scary monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster? Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about? The Doctor: Me! Ha!
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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In bed we laugh, in bed we cry. And born in...

In bed we laugh, in bed we cry. And born in bed, in bed we die; The near approach a bed may show of huan bliss to human woe. -- Johnson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 14
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I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke...

I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons and old movies. My whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit, that guy. - Anthony Bourdain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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There are two kinds of women: those who ...

There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed. -- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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"Never go to bed ...

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." -- Phyllis Diller
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02
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"Don't stay in bed, ...

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." George Burns
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 20
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Never go to bed m...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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Men sleep peacefully in their beds at nigh...

Men sleep peacefully in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." โ€”George Orwell (1903-1950)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 02
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Anyone else sit in their be...

Anyone else sit in their bed and think how close the world is to ending #itscoming #soon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 13
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"Everybody who does not live in a prostitu...

"Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays." - George Bernard Shaw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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We stop looking for mons...

We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 22
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โ€œThere is something magical about the early morning. Itโ€™s a time wh...

โ€œThere is something magical about the early morning. Itโ€™s a time when the world belongs to only those few who are awake. And we walk around like kings while others remain unseen in their beds.โ€ โ€” Shawn Blanc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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โ€œI constantly see people rise in life who are not the smartest, sometimes not even the most dilig...

โ€œI constantly see people rise in life who are not the smartest, sometimes not even the most diligent, but they are learning machines. They go to bed every night a little wiser than they were when they got up and boy does that help, particularly when you have a long run ahead of youโ€- Charlie Munger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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Don't stay in bed u...

Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed. -George Burns
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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โ€œIt was character that got us out of bed, com...

โ€œIt was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.โ€ ~ Zig Ziglar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09
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"To my embarrassment...

"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." โ€” Wilson Mizner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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"We stopped looking for monsters...

"We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realised that they were inside us" Charles Darwin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you th...

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside โ€” remembering all the times you've felt that way. - Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of b...

"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, piss, brush teeth, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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"i don't want to wake up in the same bed i...

"i don't want to wake up in the same bed in the same place for the rest of my life. but i do want to wake up next to the same person."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you th...

"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside โ€” remembering all the times you've felt that way." -Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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"I forget who it was that recommended men for their soulโ€™s good to do each day two...

"I forget who it was that recommended men for their soulโ€™s good to do each day two things they disliked: it was a wise man, and it is a precept that I have followed scrupulously; for every day I have got up and I have gone to bed." - W. Somerset Maugham
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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What is success? It is being a...

What is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace. - Paulo Coelho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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"Don't stay in bed, u...

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." โ€” George Burns
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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โ€œSometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you th...

โ€œSometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside โ€” remembering all the times you've felt that way.โ€ โ€• Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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"To my embarrassment ...

"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." -- Wilson Mizner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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โ€œNever go to bed ...

โ€œNever go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.โ€ โ€• Phyllis Diller
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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"Love and loss share the...

"Love and loss share the same unmade bed." โ€” Michael Faudet, Dirty Pretty Things
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02
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"A man is a success if he gets up in the ...

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." -Bob Dylan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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"Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to ...

"Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in." -Zapp Brannigan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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"Never go to bed ...

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." โ€” Phyllis Diller
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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"As you make your...

"As you make your bed, so you must lay." Romanian Proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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"Early to rise and early to ...

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead." โ€” James Thurber
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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"If you want to change the worl...

"If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed." -Navy Seal Admiral William McRaven
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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