Bat Quotes

If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week,...

If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head with a baseball bat was a good thing. --Eliezer Yudkowsky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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β€œIf you feel like you’ve b...

β€œIf you feel like you’ve been batting zero, just know that you’re someone’s home run.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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"Noting can happen t...

"Noting can happen till you swing the bat." -Haruko Haruhara. FLCL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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"I got to thinking that poems were like people. So...

"I got to thinking that poems were like people. Some people you got right off the bat. Some people you just didn't get--and never would get." - Benjamin SΓ‘enz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from...

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" Dr. Seuss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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"Devils are depicted with bats' wings and good angels with birds' wings, not because anyone...

"Devils are depicted with bats' wings and good angels with birds' wings, not because anyone holds that moral deterioration would be likely to turn feathers into membrane, but because most men like birds better than bats." β€” From the preface to The Screwtape Lettersby C. S. Lewis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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"Nothing can h...

"Nothing can happen 'til you swing the bat." -FLCL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give ...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' -Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Bring a bat to a fist fight. Bring a kn...

Bring a bat to a fist fight. Bring a knife to a bat fight. Bring a gun to a knife fight. Run the hell away from a gun fight.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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"I felt like shit this morning, but when I plopped ...

"I felt like shit this morning, but when I plopped myself down on the toilet, everything that was wrong in the world flew out of my ass like a bat out of hell."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come ...

I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead. Some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat I'm already you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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"I never realized that batting a little ball around could ...

"I never realized that batting a little ball around could cause so much commotion. I now know how (Charles) Lindbergh must have felt when he returned from St. Louis." -- Stan Musial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"She wants ...

"She wants to kill you, dick." - Batman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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