Bastard Quotes

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his c...

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.โ€ โ€” George S. Patton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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"There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They...

"There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. "And now he's died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard." - Adrian Edmondson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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โ€œTheyโ€™ve got us surround...

โ€œTheyโ€™ve got us surrounded again- the poor bastardsโ€ -Col. Creighton S. Abrams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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The object of war is not to die fo...

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his --George S Patton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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โ€œFacts can be misleading where ...

โ€œFacts can be misleading where rumors can often be revealingโ€ - Christoph Walts, Inglorious Bastards
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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"There's two types of people, good p...

"There's two types of people, good people and bastards; nothin' else comes into it." --Lemmy Kilmister of Motรถrhead
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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โ€œIf I am the fatherโ€”or godfatherโ€”of reality TV, I ...

โ€œIf I am the fatherโ€”or godfatherโ€”of reality TV, I donโ€™t want to take responsibility for all of the bastards that followed.โ€ - John Langley, creator of "Cops"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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"If you have no reason or ability to accomplish anything, then practice the art of becomi...

"If you have no reason or ability to accomplish anything, then practice the art of becoming. If you have no reason or ability to practice the art of becoming, then just be. If you don't have any reason or ability to just be, then endure."-Elif Shafak, The Bastard of Istanbul
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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"The past is nothing but a shackle we need to get rid of. Such an excruciating burden. I...

"The past is nothing but a shackle we need to get rid of. Such an excruciating burden. If only I could have no past - you know, if only I could be a nobody, start from point zero and just remain there forever. As light as a feather..."-Elif Shafak, The Bastard of Istanbul
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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โ€œFew people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your nor...

โ€œFew people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.โ€ - Hunter Thompson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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"Overusing the word 'fascism' does not create a hostile reaction against it, in contrary,...

"Overusing the word 'fascism' does not create a hostile reaction against it, in contrary, it makes it fascinating for many bastards in search of a simple asnwer. Whoever appropriates this word only risks amplifying neofascism, instead of fighting against it" - Emilio Gentile
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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Every evil bastar...

Every evil bastard was a kid once. โ€”Harvey Bullock, Gotham
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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"I tried to drown my sor...

"I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim." Frida Kahlo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 01
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"America is at that awkward stage. It's ...

"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -Claire Wolfe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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Go after what you want in life because the things that sc...

Go after what you want in life because the things that scare us are damn tiny compared to that bastard called death. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret co...

"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo 2)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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Go after what you want in life because the things that sc...

Go after what you want in life because the things that scare us are damn tiny compared to that bastard called death. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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"Quote me as saying that that Imperial bastard will never set foot in Louisiana, and that when I...

"Quote me as saying that that Imperial bastard will never set foot in Louisiana, and that when I call him a sonofabitch I am not using profanity, but am referring to the circumstances of his birth." --Governor of Louisiana Huey Long, when the head of the KKK threatened to campaign in his state.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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"I eat because I'm un...

"I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat" -Fat Bastard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his c...

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 18
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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his ...

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George Patton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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"I've got more chi...

"I've got more chins than the Chinese phone book" -Fat Bastard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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The big trouble with dumb bastards is t...

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. -Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 02
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Go after what you want in life because the things that sc...

Go after what you want in life because the things that scare us are damn tiny compared to that bastard called death. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you ...

There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you leave the house and smile at the bastards. They lose all their power when they realize they have no effect on you. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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โ€œNolite te bastarde...

โ€œNolite te bastardes carborundorum.โ€-RiRi, Cheers (Drink to That)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 19
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'I shoot the bast...

'I shoot the bastard, that's my policy.' - Harry Callahan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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"What's the n-never-fail universal apology?" "'I was badly misinf...

"What's the n-never-fail universal apology?" "'I was badly misinformed, I deeply regret the error, go fuck yourself with this bag of money." โ€”Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves (Gentleman Bastard, #3)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you ...

There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you leave the house and smile at the bastards. They lose all their power when they realize they have no effect on you. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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"All I want is a gentlem...

"All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards."- Katie Price
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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"Shall to the legitimate: I grow...

"Shall to the legitimate: I grow, I prosper. Now gods, stand up for bastards!" - King Lear, Shakespeare
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his ...

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country". George S. Patton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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โ€œAll dwarves are bastards in their fatherโ€™s eyes,โ€ Tyrion tell...

โ€œAll dwarves are bastards in their fatherโ€™s eyes,โ€ Tyrion tells him. โ€œNever forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.โ€ -GRRM
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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"Smile lines signify deep emotional roots which are not shaken by every passi...

"Smile lines signify deep emotional roots which are not shaken by every passing storm, or they signal to others that you're an insincere bastard. Perhaps both, I'll take a bit of insincerity along with a grin in the tempests howl any day."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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No bastard ever won a war by dying for his ...

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. -George S. Patton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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"'Do I let my children listen to my...

"'Do I let my children listen to my music?' Of course I do. Shoot, the worst curse is a lie." - Ol' Dirty Bastard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 03
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"The French have a phrase for it. The bastards hav...

"The French have a phrase for it. The bastards have a phrase for everything and they are always right. To say goodbye is to die a little." -Raymond Chandler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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"The object of war is not to die f...

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George Patton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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No bastard ever won a war by dying for his c...

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country. ~ George S. Patton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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The object of war is not to die for your cou...

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.~ General George S. Patton (Happy Fourth Y'all)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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Ever made love to the woman of your drea...

Ever made love to the woman of your dreams, In a room full of money out in London and she screams? - Fat Bastard aka Rick Ross
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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On the seventh day God rested. I...

On the seventh day God rested. Imagine you are God, I would be thinking those arrogant little bastards!
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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"Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though ...

"Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the world has stood up and stopped the bastard, the bitch that bore him is in heat again." - Bertolt Brecht
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 02
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