Baseball Quotes

If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week,...

If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head with a baseball bat was a good thing. --Eliezer Yudkowsky
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"Baseball is 90% men...

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical." β€” Yogi Berra
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"If it weren't for baseball, man...

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like." β€” Phyllis Diller
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"Isn't the worst when you...

"Isn't the worst when you sit next to a football fan at a baseball game?" - Condor
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"There are two types of people in this world...

"There are two types of people in this world, those who are humble and those who are about to be humbled." - Matt Deggs, SHSU Baseball Coach
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"Does it disturb anyone else that the baseball...

"Does it disturb anyone else that the baseball team 'The Los Angeles Angels' translates directly to 'The The Angels Angels'?" Neil deGrasse Tyson
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"A baseball game is simply ...

"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." -Earl Wilson
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give ...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' -Robin Williams
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Baseball is the only field of endeavor wher...

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. ~Ted Williams
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"Look, we're talking football. If we were ta...

"Look, we're talking football. If we were talking baseball we'd be talking about a whole nother ball game" - Anonymous back in high school
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It was a complete waste of time. It was like wat...

It was a complete waste of time. It was like watching an actor trying to portray a baseball player.β€”American League scout on Tim Tebow's Tuesday tryout
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"The Maker of the universe with stars a hundred thousand light-years...

"The Maker of the universe with stars a hundred thousand light-years apart was interested, furious, and very personal about it if a small boy played baseball on Sunday afternoon." β€” Sinclair Lewis (Elmer Gantry)
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"People ask me what I do in winter when there's...

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." -- Rogers Hornsby
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Whenever whom is required, recast the sentence. T...

Whenever whom is required, recast the sentence. This keeps a huge section of the hard disk of your mind available for baseball averages." -- William Safire
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Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-dr...

Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science. ― Yann Martel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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"Life is like baseball, you don't always make the big play, but you are out there on that ...

"Life is like baseball, you don't always make the big play, but you are out there on that field for a reason, the coach put you there so you can do what you do best to the best of your ability, and the best thing about it is, you always get a chance to fight back at the plate."
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"There are no bad ...

"There are no bad people among lovers of baseball" ― Babe Ruth
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