Banana Quotes

'Time flies like a...

'Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.' ~Gamer
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"Time flies like an a...

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." β€” Groucho Marx
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says ...

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'... Anonymous
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen b...

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I might want a regular banana later so I said yes. --Mitch Hedberg
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"We are like a banana, We peel ourselves to let other's see ...

"We are like a banana, We peel ourselves to let other's see the real you, Don't be afraid to show what you truly are and everyone will love and respect you, No one can change who you are"
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"I sat on a bana...

"I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life"
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"There's always mo...

"There's always money in the banana stand." ~ George Bluth Sr.
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"Time flies like an a...

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." -- Groucho Marx
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You could never convince a monkey to g...

You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas in heaven. - Yuval Noah Harari
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Time flies like an a...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ~ Groucho Marx
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β€œTime flies like an arr...

β€œTime flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” ― Anthony G. Oettinger
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"Never make eye ...

"Never make eye contact while eating a banana" ~ Unknown
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Never make eye cont...

Never make eye contact with another person while eating a banana
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"Time flies like an ...

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx
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"We all wanted to go to the golden street...

"We all wanted to go to the golden streets of New York. The reason we call them gold is because of the banana peels" - Jimi Hendrix
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"Anything can happen. The great ba...

"Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere." - Robert Fulghum
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Differences of opinion should be tolerate...

Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different.β€”Miss America contestant in Woody Allen's "Bananas"
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β€œAgain and again I will suffer; again...

β€œAgain and again I will suffer; again and again I will get back on my feet. I will not be defeated.” β€” Banana Yoshimoto
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"She smiles, then winks at me, just one eye, then th...

"She smiles, then winks at me, just one eye, then the other, and her voice is no longer angry. She sounds the way bananas taste." -Truman Capote, "Hidden Gardens"
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit f...

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - author unknown, often misattributed to Groucho Marx.
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