Ballet Quotes

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, excep...

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." — Jack Handey
📅︎ Aug 08
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"To me, boxing is like a ballet, excep...

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
📅︎ Mar 06
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"I got kicked out of ballet cl...

"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." — Rita Rudner
📅︎ Oct 01
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"Football is the b...

"Football is the ballet of the masses." - Dmitri Shostakovich
📅︎ Jun 12
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"Ballet: Men wearing pants so...

"Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are." - Robin Williams
📅︎ Feb 14
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"It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years...

"It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style." - Quentin Crisp
📅︎ Dec 05
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